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NPC, talking about Deuce: His hair? WACK! His gear? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! The way he talks to people? WACK! The way that he doesn't even like to smile? WACK! Dylla: Don't you dare say that about my son!

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Grim: Not everybody is as brave as me. Ruggie: *taps his shoulder from behind* Grim: AAAAAAAAH! Grim: Gonna swing from the chandelier...

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Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #40

Mc: Azul is looking at us! quick act natural!

Mc: Crime, Crime

Floyd: Shrimpy~,Shrimpy~

Jade: Mushrooms, Mushrooms

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Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #41

Ortho: Hey guys ,what are you watching?

Idia: Kitten Football.

Ortho: Kitten football? Why?

Idia: It randomly came on and then i was invested, then Mc joined me in getting invested, Aww, look Gizmo fell Asleep

FEM!Mc: GIZMO, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR FUZZY ADORABLE HEAD IN THE DAMN GAME!!

Ortho: !!?

Idia: Mc sees the show differently than i do but she has the spirit.

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MC: *tries to open dorm door but it's stuck* what the? Grimm, did you break the door again?

Grimm: The great Grimm did nothing of the sort!

MC: *sighs and goes outside the back door.*

*Outside the front door is a stack of iron bricks. Malleus is also there, placing down more with magic with Lillia grinning behind him.*

MC: Malleus... my dear, dear fae... why does my front porch look like a construction site?

Lillia: *chuckles* Why, child of man, our... *tries not to giggle* our dear Malleus has decided to help you with your... problem.

MC: My... problem?

Malleus: Yes. Trappola and Spade made me aware of your iron deficiency. Lillia told me that swords would also be helpful, so I have commissioned two for you, although they will take some time.

MC: Malleus... thank you... for trying to help... but I have anemia... which means I don't have enough iron in my blood. This is very sweet of you though. But... if you don't mind... could I still have the swords?

Crowley: *popping up out of nowhere* My, my. I could provide you with what you need! For I am gracious!

MC: *hides behind Lillia* I'm getting supplements from Crewel, you worse than the American health care system leech!

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What we can infer from this tsum tsum card

He looks like he’s burning all the tsums except for his

He’s holding his own tsum out to say that his tsum is the superior one

Look at HIS DEVILLISH SMILE HAHAHAHAA HES FUCKING PROUD THAT THERES FINALLY A TSUM TAKING AFTER HIM

He’s definitely gonna walk around the whole campus and showing everyone what his tsum can do

HE IS PROBABLY GONNA CHALLENGE HIS TSUM IN A MAGIC DUEL (uk, just to see how strong this tsum is)

i know for sure his tsum whacks ppl and summons lightning to strike ppl whenever it’s mad. In short, NRC it’s gonna be stormy the whole time (especially when they are in a bad mood), either that or you see a mini soft toy flying around the campus

Anyways I have been waiting for this card for TOO long…… HEHHEHEHEHEHEH😏😏😏😏

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I don't think we talk enough about how yuu basically doesn't exist in twisted wonderland. like they have no government documents or anything. crowley basically owns them like

malleus: if you had to choose between yuu and all the money lilia has in his pocket, which would you take?

crowley: that depends. how much money we talking about?

yuu: CROWLEY.

lilia: sixty two cents!

crowley: I'll take the money!

yuu: CROWLEY!!

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TWISTED WONDERLAND INCORRECT QUOTES

Silver: Why are Yuu and Malleus sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilia: They had a fight.

Silver: Then why are they still holding hands?

Lilia: Malleus gets sad when they fight.

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Y/n has chickens

Malleus: child of man do your chickens have names?

Y/n: Yes! They are all named after my friends!

Malleus: oh?

Y/n: yeah *picks up a jersey giant almost the size of them* This is Malleus! He’s the biggest and the leader of the chicken coop! He’s a jersey giant!

Malleus: *chuckles and nods* and this one pecking my foot?

Y/n: oh that’s sebek! *picks it up showing it has some angry eyebrows*

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I'M GONNA CRY MALLEUS

WHY IS HE GRABBING ONTO HIS TSUM LIKE A BOWLING BALL IT'S SO FUNNY OH MY GOD

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Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...

Cater : How do you do it?

Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.

Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself

Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up

Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.

Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...

Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.

The whole cast in the corner , : 😨

Mc : *Wheezes*

Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !

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SAVACLAW ROOK CARD I REPEAT !!

SAVANACLAW ROOK CARD !!

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MC: I am a messy person.

MC: I write in three fucking different notebooks when I'm just working on a single story.

Jade: ...

Jade: Interesting.

Jade: Now show the drafts.

MC: ...

MC: No.

Jade: *chuckles* Don't be shy.

Jade: ...

Jade: You imagine yourself talking to your characters. That's cute.♡

MC: ...

MC: Please read no more.

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MC: Imagine if we end up together.

Malleus: What's the point of imagining it when we have the ability to turn it into a reality?

MC: ...

MC: Um— That's not—

Malleus: Well?

MC: ...

MC: Alright.

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MC: Someone complimented you.

Cater: But it was your bully in preschool.

MC and Cater: *laughs*

Riddle and Trey: ...

Riddle: What are they doing?

Trey: They're playing a game called 'Misfortune Mixer'.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: Oh.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: How do you play that?

Trey: Riddle, not you too.

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*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*

Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!

Silver: *very uncomfortable*

Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*

Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*

Alternatively:

Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!

Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!

The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*

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