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still-a-morosexual-help · 22 hours

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Mammon just they/them'd himself👀

Anyway they're all canonically eldritch beings who have been alive for tens of millions of years and they're also the personifications of the concepts of sins - they very literally pre-date gender. So wouldn't it be expected that gender is just a suggestion to them? That even though they most commonly present as male, gender is not something that's stable to them? 👀

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robin-birb · 3 days

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Me sees Mammon with pigtails 🥺

Me sees Belphie accidentally burnt the carpet with iron 👁️👄👁️

#Was Belphie ironing on the floor? Cause as an Asian I do iron clothes on the floor but with cover #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #Obey me!#obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #Obey me chat #obey me! shall we date?

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goldie-slander · 1 day

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anintrovertedechoe · 8 months

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the brothers: mc let me carry ur bag for u ! ur human it might break ur back and then u’ll die :((

solomon: my back hurts !!

the brothers (and barbatos): lmao kys

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 9 months

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Mc: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.

Mc: One, two, three.

Lucifer:

Satan:

Mc: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.

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here-kittykitty · 9 months

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MORE! PEOPLE! NEED! TO! MAKE! THE! OBM! BOYS! FUCKED UP!!!!

and i dont just mean mentally (although that is appreciated <33)

Mammon turns around to lovestare at you during class💕but his neck is at an extremely offputting angle and when you catch him staring he gets flustered and whips around away from you and you can swear you can hear bones snap

Asmo is braiding your hair and it's soft and gentle, you're almost falling asleep, so you barely register him murmuring about how beautiful you are, how stunning you look in red, how badly he'd like to paint you in it, how sure he is that your insides are as pretty as your outsides, how much he'd like to taste...

You're in the observatory with Belphie, talking in hushed giggles under the stars and the blood red moon. His hands are warm in yours and his eyes are kind, you trust him and want nothing more than to fall asleep here in a nest of pillows, but his shadow looks like its warning you to stay awake

You're venting to Satan, just something petty that your classmate did to spite you, but you're pacing around his room while he watches, and your pulse is racing and you're having to blink the red out of your eyes and you feel suddenly murderous, until you make eye contact with Satan and his eyes are glowing and you realize he's amplifying and feeding off your rage because old habits die hard

Let them be fucked up.

#obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me x reader #obey me hcs #obey me headcanon

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sss-shyshy · 26 days

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