Gay Frogs - Submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

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I met God????

I was in a forest, by a river. I wandered for a bit around the many winding paths and trees before I stumbled upon what looked like a mangled, mangy moose laying in the middle of the path. I sat by it, and we talked about how unfortunate the world was with how it was normalized to suffer or be ignored or treat the earth like it is some sort of disposable toy.

I hadn’t heard of Twilight versions of classic books before so I HAD to buy this when I saw it lol

Unagi from Super Mario 64

"What kind of self respecting mage dies when they are killed?"

For two dollars?

“Nothing personal, just several thousand years of racial tension”

-My wood elf druid, casting Ice Knife at the Black Spider (we were doing the lost mines of phandelver), who happened to be a drow, and we all know the surface elf/drow lore.

other highlights from that session include

“does purify food and drink work on a corpse?” (no)

“can i delete his blood with create and destroy water?” (no)

“i say frick you in spider” (the giant spider seems insulted)

(all by said wood elf druid)

Reblog and put in the tags what you feel are the best things you've ever spent your money on 

The guy who owns Facebook bought Tumblr but then gave it away because he was "bullied off the plattform".

Garlic poot!

This was a surprise

SO WAS THIS

WHAT IS IT???????

“So, because of [Gunslinger]’s comically high bonus to intimidation, and the fact the Prince of Hell’s stat blocks does not have any immunity against that, this mean that now, canonically, the deity of Hell is afraid of a random idiot with a mustache and a gun.” 

-The DM, after a very successful roll on an intimidate check against Lucifer.

Snow and Lasers - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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Keith from the Try Guys absolutely annihilated Jeff Bezos with like... the lid of a grand piano. Just sprinted in out of nowhere and clobbered him.

Thanks, dream Keith. You're an MVP.

A homemade whale sculpture from someone who has a vauge idea of what they’re supposed to look like I think.

And a hungry hungry hippo without the ™

[In each and every human sacrifice there’s meat]