given that covid was declared a pandemic in spring 2020, reblog and put in the tags how old you were then, what age you spent the entire year of in quarantine (may or may not be different than previous), and how old you are now

Unagi from Mario Party 4

hello cw actor jensen ackles. to escape this saw trap you must sit still in a chair for 3 hours while i psychoanalyze dean winchester in front of you and repeatedly call him gay to your face. if you say anything to disagree with me or get that angry look on your face you die immediately

"Uh, I can't tell you my hit points because that's a violation of HIPPA"

Found this mug in a consignment shop in Chicago- unfortunately I didn’t get it 😔

I asked a really tall person how tall they were out of curiosity and they started crying.

genda r … hehehheh

[Be frank. Be human. Be a gay artist.]

*dm has the party roll various dice*

DM: Oh god this is awful

Me: What? Is that how many people in there want to kill us?

DM: No, I’m randomly selecting your entree

Reblog and put in the tags your height and the hardest clothing item to shop for

James Baxter from Adventure Time: Time Tangle

hello mod rhys from esteemed tumblr blog urfaveisunfuckable,

increasingly aggressive shaker shelf found in essex, vt

submitted by @bookfrog242​

"Well for my turn, I'm gonna help and cast cure light wo-- JUST KIDDING IT'S ANOTHER FIREBALL!"

- The party's Light Cleric.