#submission

[shiftythrifting]

listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #the motherfucking thing has pinkeye somehow #dolls #shiftylisting #babies #reborn style dolls

[reactionimagesdaily]

#Well I'm straight and I don't get migraines... coincidence??? #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: [undefinable] #submission

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

#viewer reqs #submission

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

#submission

[color-palettes]

Burned Up By Their Passion - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#120e1f #73121d #d61510 #fea839 #efdcce #ba9ec7

#color me curious #red #orange #purple #eyestrain #submission

[shirtsthatgohard]

real thing in my closet i spent money on (my mom was pissed)

#submission #shirts that go hard #funny

[probablybadrpgideas]

Child of divorce Bard whose vicious mockery insults are stuff they heard their parents screaming at each other downstairs

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#submission #character idea #fantasy

[screenshotsofdespair]

#submission

[comment-tube]

#submission

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Player, observing 5ft by 5ft squares that are also 5ft diagonally (DM said we don't need math):

"Pythagoras is rolling in his grave rn"

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable

[dear-ao3]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !! #submission

[shiftythrifting]

i desperately wanted to get this chair but it was $1200. the tag says "yikes"

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #new skeleton chair dropped #yikes #furniture #skeletons #bone zone #it's cheaper than the other skeleton chair #the one from memes

[onenicebugperday]

Hi, found this spider in a screened in porch, and released it into the yard. Thought maybe it was a wolf spider, but not stripey enough, what is this? Thanks!

What a beauty! Definitely a wolf spider, there are a ton of species and they're not always stripey. I can ID the species exactly if you want to share the location it was found.

#anochronisma #bugs #arachnids #spider #wolf spider #submission

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

one of the legendary copypastas of the russian internet, courtesy of 2ch

translation:

My dad creates some fucked up dishes.

Here's an average recipe, since there are a lot of variations.

There's soup, the soup isn't heated, heating isn't what my dad is all about. He takes this soup, dumps it into the pan and starts frying. Adds tons of onions, garlic, bell and black peppers, FLOUR!! for viscosity, tomato sauce on top. This is all fried until it starts smoking. Then it's taken off the fire and cools down on the balcony. Then dad brings it back and, after generously pouring mayo over it, starts eating. He eats it directly from the pan, scraping it with a spoon. Eats it and half-whispers "oh fuck". While he's doing all that he even starts sweating. Sometimes he graciously offers me some, but I turn him down. Do I even need to say what wild farts he has afterwards? The stench is so bad, it peels the wallpaper off the walls.

#viewer reqs #submission

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am at the Wonka Experience

#submission #wonka experience #willy wonka

[color-palettes]

The Rhythm Overwhelms and I Lose Myself - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#70d4c8 #e8e961 #fefdba #f734b6 #5c254d #110d29

#color me curious #red #yellow #blue #eyestrain #submission