FIVE: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ‘ghost broccoli’.
KLAUS: *taking a long drag of a cigarette* Listen kid, I know what I saw.
[At the mall]
Leo: Hey, I lost my work partner, may I make an announcement?
Employee: Go ahead.
Leo: *leans into microphone*
Leo: Goodbye, you little shit.
jaemin: what’s it called when a baby debuts?
Ben: What happens when you die?
Luke: Well, I suppose your heart stops beating and your spirit leaves your body, and-
Ben: No, I mean when YOU die.
Ben: Do I get all your money?
MXYL: What’s wrong?
Anti: I want a knife!
Zonic: I think you should let him cry this out, MXYL.
Kit: Dad, why does mom wear makeup?
Meowscles: To look pretty.
Kit: But she’s already pretty!
Meowscles: Yes she is, son. Yes she is.
Kit: Dad, you should wear makeup!
I realized I haven’t covered this yet. Meowscles and Kit don’t physically talk, along with every other nonhuman character (Doggo, Rippley, etc). All of them have special devices that talk for them, like the dogs from Up. originally i had them physically talking but i decided to go with the more canon fact that they just meow and added my own twist to it.
also newscapepro got me into meowscles and catastrophe too lmao so catastrophe is kit’s mom-
The Beat: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
The Burst: We’re already in a prison and being your friend just makes me realise that it’s maximum security.
Ocelot: Some idiot was fighting a squid in the aquarium today.
Big Boss, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
wilbur: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
techno: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
Chan:Why are Changbin and Felix sitting with their backs facing each other?
Jisung:They had a fight.
Chan:Then why are they holding hands?
Jisung:Felix gets sad when they fight.