#source: twitter

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Describe your average night.

Mona Lisa: They wear suits of armor.

April: No, I mean, at bedtime.

Mona Lisa: Oh, they probably take it off.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: twitter #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #april o'neil #Mona Lisa

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: SALT CAN'T BE THE ONLY DELICIOUS ROCK! I'VE GOT TO START TASTING ROCKS SO I CAN FIND THE BEST ONE!

#source: twitter #TF2 Soldier #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but it’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all!

#source: twitter #Barnaby B Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[selfship-quotes]

Enemy F/O: Hey. Do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches.

S/I: Why were you on wanting to fuck me island?🤨📸

#imagine your f/o #selfship quotes #source: twitter #suggestive

[papermariosuggestion]

Stop getting bumps from the chumps and come attack-a this Whacka.

#paper mario #papermariosuggestion #paper mario 64 #paper mario ttyd #ttyd #super paper mario #source: come do some crackula with dracula #source: equine__dentist #source: twitter

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #412

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#trainer blue #pokespe #pokespe meme #pokemon adventures #pokemon special #🦇 #source: twitter

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Dexter: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it. Father Gregor: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

#source: twitter #not a submission #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #father gregor spooky month #father gregor #spooky month father gregor #dexter erotoph #dexter spooky month #spooky month dexter

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school? Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

#source: twitter #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect quotes

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Charmy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Liebe, in his smaller form, whispering back: Because I have small hands.

Charmy: Because he has small hands!

#new favorite friendship unlocked! #black clover #yami sukehiro #charmy pappitson #liebe black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: twitter #yami #charmy #liebe #the black bulls

[kibo-ichiro]

I just offered this girl the world, so I don’t know where the rest of y’all gone live but it can’t be here.

Callisto Regulus, at some point

#callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #vadd #death is the only ending for the villainess #ditoeftv #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #funny #meme

[ontgerunway]

Mappa's three men and one man child

#why they always twinkyfy him I'm crying #toji fushiguro #kento nanami #geto suguru #gojo satoru #fushiguro toji #satoru gojo #nanami kento #suguru getou #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #art #official art #source: twitter

[cursivewind]

#mermaids #source: twitter

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Heavy: If my boyfriend think he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get what he wants he’s absolutely right.

#source: twitter #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

#source: twitter #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #darth vader is a dad #darth Vader #luke skywalker

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?

Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

#source: twitter #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batboys #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics