getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Jack: How did you break your leg? John: Do you see those porch stairs? Jack: Yeah? John: I didn't.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #john spooky month #jack spooky month #spooky month jack #spooky month john #smokeydonuts

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Ross: Why do you keep a diary?! Susie: To keep secrets from my computer.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #i THINK the og source is tawog but i might be misremembering something #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #ross spooky month #spooky month ross #susie spooky month #spooky month susie

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Patty: i feel like we should say something John: eh... Just give him a minute. Jack: Pulling on a door that clearly says push.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #john spooky month #jack spooky month #patty spooky month #spooky month patty #spooky month jack #spooky month john

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: I have a bad feeling about this… Radford: What do you mean? Kevin: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Radford: No? Kevin: ...That actually explains so much.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quote #kevin spooky month #radford spooky month #spooky month kevin #spooky month radford

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Jack: ?!?! Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? John: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

#hes drunk #not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #john spooky month #jack spooky month #spooky month jack #spooky month john #smokeydonuts

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Radford: Nat 20 Charisma. Kevin: That is NOT how that works

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #kevin spooky month #radford spooky month #spooky month radford #spooky month kevin

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Dexter: spits mouthful of blood onto floor You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths... Patty: Stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

#dead people keep talking to patty #not a submission #source: twitter #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #patty spooky month #spooky month patty #dexter erotoph #dexter spooky month #spooky month dexter #patricia azure

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Mayor Evermore: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Jack: ....Is that a picture of you? Mayor Evermore: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #mayor evermore spooky month #mayor evermore #spooky month mayor evermore #spooky month jack #jack spooky month

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Jaune: Gives a bouquet to Carmen Carmen: Oh, thank you so much.. But, I'm allergic. Jaune: yeah i know.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #carmen spooky month #jaune spooky month #spooky month carmen #spooky month jaune

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Frank: I have your husband. Jack: What? I don't have a husband… Frank: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face..? Jack: Oh my god you have John

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #john spooky month #jack spooky month #frank spooky month #spooky month frank #spooky month jack #spooky month john #smokeydonuts

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

*playing Monopoly* Jack: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Mayor Evermore: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #jack spooky month #mayor evermore spooky month #spooky month mayor evermore #mayor evermore #spooky month jack

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Radford: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Kevin: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Radford: Sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff. Kevin: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Streber: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Radford: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant? Streber: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. Radford: You will die in 7 days. Ethan: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Ethan: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Leon: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Rick: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck is happening

#not a submission #source: tumblr probably #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #radford spooky month #kevin spooky month #rick spooky month #ethan spooky month #spooky month rick #rick hedony #spooky month radford #spooky month kevin #streber spooky month #spooky month streber #suggestive #nsfw mention #idk #leon spooky month

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Radford: We're gonna build a chable, tat! Radford: Radford: ...hold on-

#not a submission #source: failboat #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #source: incorrect quotes generator #radford spooky month #spooky month radford

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Jack: John is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

#John in the distance: FUCK #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #john spooky month #jack spooky month #spooky month john #spooky month jack

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: Tell me a little about yourself. Frank: I'd rather not, I really like you.

#still mad this ship is called Jawbreaker and not FreeCandy #not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #frank spooky month #spooky month frank #spooky month kevin #kevin spooky month #jawbreaker #kevin x frank #frank x kevin

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Mort: What’s wrong? John: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Mort: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

#not a submission #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #john spooky month #mort spooky month #spooky month mort #spooky month john #mort vivifico

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Streber: Oh shut up, four eyes!!! Radford: ?!?! You also wear glasses!?!

#source: i cant remember sobs #not a submission #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #radford spooky month #streber spooky month #spooky month radford #spooky month streber