Max: Yeah, I'm good with what I have (about to explode with yapping).
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Pierre: They used to make smackable technology. You used to be able to hit your TV when it didn't work good.
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Pierre: What is an oxymoron?
Max: Fiery ice.
Charles: Bittersweet.
Carlos: Pleasing pain.
Lando: Noiseless sound.
Lance: Cruel kindness.
Daniel: Moron with oxygen.
Pierre:
Pierre: Fucking heavenly hell.
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...penalty points
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Carlos: I'm trying new things.
Max, Charles, Fernando, Yuki, Lance & Oscar: Illegal things?
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Lando: Oscar, what's happening?
Oscar: Daniel is literally throwing shit against me!
Lando: What kind of shit?
Oscar: Oranges, apples, bananas, his hopes and dreams of having a normal day in his life.
Lando: *bursts into laughter*
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Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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Pierre: Hint: You can combine subjects with predicates to form sentences.
Esteban: I crashed.
Pierre: Hint: Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Esteban: I crashed and exploded.
Pierre: Hint: I am at my fucking limit.
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Lando, pointing his broken nose: Yeah, that's why Zak is desperately looking for a bandage sponsor for me.
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Charles, to Max: You came back wrong, and I am racked with guilt, because I cannot bear to see you like this, and I should have let you rest. I loved you so much that I defied death itself, but I do not think either of us are happy until now.
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Max: I just got diagnosed as your soulmate, Charles.
Charles: Yeah, sorry. Now we must spend the rest of our lives together.
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a very smol liet <3
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as of now
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Carlos: Breaking news: if I establish boundaries, the world does not explode and I am not placed into “horrible people” jail.
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Lance: Choices made in anger is such a crazy image. If you know what I'm talking about?
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no not lucas...
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Charles: The car needs more hp.. the Red Bull's are so fast!
Ferrari strategist: Copy, understood. HP sponsorship.
Charles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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