#actual scorned lover menelaus confirmed

[menelaiad]

not to add to the paris/menelaus stuff but also to add to it:

they’ve lived together. twice. 

#achileid.txt #................... they lived together twice and on the second time paris stole his wife #actual scorned lover menelaus confirmed #imagine being so sterile you go and live with a man. and it works. #homer deleted scenes. #ALSO not to be THAT person but paris accidentally killing someone and going to have live somewhere else with a beautiful boy ...... #major patroclus/achilles vibes. im just saying. im just Putting it down. #menelaus: babe im going to a funeral in crete u want anything? #paris: ur wife #menelaus: ...................... i got like 2 dollars #this post is a joke dont @ me