#alex lbs tuc

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i need murph to stop saying “juicy cockroach”

#alex lbs tuc

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i forgot they straight up considered finding a way to just. tamp down pete’s magic.

#alex lbs tuc

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Half the dream team being Guinness drinkers………disgusting

#alex lbs tuc

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I think tuc is the only fantasy setting where a golem is used in the proper way a golem is meant to be according to Jewish lore

#god this isn’t worded right I know that #why are words so hard #alex lbs tuc

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i forgot seven was a fucking crypto-bro i hate this man so much

#alex lbs tuc

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pete, watching a pigeon eat crumbs off ricky’s abs: am i jealous of his gender or the pigeon

#'ive been studying men for a long time' in a gender way or a bisexual way #alex lbs tuc

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I FUCKING FORGOT THIS IS WHAT LUGASH LOOKS LIKE

#ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A MAN #alex lbs tuc

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was anybody going to tell me that robert moses is the name of a real person and not just made up by brennan lee mulligan for season one of dimension 20 show the unsleeping city or was i just supposed to discover that myself from a video biographies posted on youtube

#alex lbs tuc #shut up alex

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SOFIA HAVING HER UNSEEN SERVENT BURN DOWN HER HOUSE FOR INSURANCE MONEY

#god its iconic #alex lbs tuc

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cody’s daemon is a crow or raven (i know there’s a difference i just dont remember what.........that is) and he literally is So insufferable like “SEE my soul is a RAVEN i am an omen of DEATH and DARKNESS” and actually its just that he likes shiny things and is lowkey desperate for friends

#alex lbs tuc

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i wish seven a very happy bitcoin crash

#alex lbs tuc

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if i had a nickle for every time i got into a piece of media with an evil anglerfish, i’d have TWO nickles. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?

#alex lbs tuc

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AAAAAAAAAAAAa 3 wild magic rolls in a row

#alex lbs tuc

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“there’s something magical about anderson cooper, no one’s hair is that white at that age”

my dad was full gray by the time he was like 40 does that make him magical too

#alex lbs tuc #not to sound like one of Those ppl but my dad actually looks a lot like anderson cooper

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kug is gonna give david a fucking stroke

#alex lbs tuc

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sorry does pete think john wayne is a conspiracy theory??

#alex lbs tuc