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#alright I promise im done making fun of all thi well get back to our regularly scheduled programming soon
bumpscosity · 2 years
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If dre*m did a penis reveal it would’ve gone down better than this
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hopelikethemoon · 4 years
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Pool (Javier x Reader) {MTMF} [smut]
Title: Pool Rating: Explicit  Length: 3100 Warnings: Fluff and shower sex.  Notes: You can find everything about Maybe Today, Maybe Forever here. Set after “Anniversary” in 1999. FULL DISCLOSURE: This chapter is entirely unbeta’d and I’m not 100% sure what I’ve written makes sense. I’ve been in horrific pain since Sunday night. I’m talking on a scale of 1-10, I was at an 11 while writing this. I’m loopy, sore, and haven’t slept in two nights. I think, with my naps, I’ve had four hours of sleep over the past two days. So I have no idea what you’re walking into but, you know, I make great decisions. Enjoy???? Summary: Reader and Javier continue celebrating. 
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You propped your chin up on your palm, tapping your fingers against your cheek as you looked across the table at Javier. 
He had his tongue pressed to the inside of his cheek as he calculated out the tip total. His brows furrowed momentarily as he double checked his math, before he jotted his signature down and sat the bill aside. 
Javier glanced up at you, “What is it?”
“Nothing.” You shook your head and smiled at him. “I was just appreciating the view.”
He chuckled, rubbing at the back of his neck as he looked away briefly, “You’re gonna make me blush, baby.”
“Maybe.” You stretched your leg out beneath the table and tapped your foot against his ankle. “It's only my first anniversary once.” You pointed out. “So I’m savoring it.”
“I think that champagne went to your head,” Javier retorted with a smirk, tapping his fingers against his temple. 
You rolled your eyes, “I’d flip you off if this weren’t a nice restaurant.” 
Javier snorted, shaking his head slowly as he nudged at your calf beneath the table. “Alright, so you were appreciating the view?”
“Mhm.” You bit down on the edge of your bottom lip as you held his gaze. “I was trying to remember what you looked like that first day.”
“About ten years younger.” Javier scratched at his jaw, leaning an arm against the table. “A little less grey.”
“A lot less grey.” You teased, reaching across the table to rest your hand over his. “Still just as handsome though.” 
“Yeah?”
You cocked your head to the side, “Have I ever told you how much I love your eyes?”
“I always figured they were part of the package.” He shrugged, scraping his fingers over his mustache to neaten it up as you studied him. “They’re not that special.”
“Well, I think they are.” You shrugged, “They're kind. Even on your worst days, even chewing someone out… They stay so gentle. I don’t know if you even know that.” 
“I hadn’t made a note of it, no.” Javier shifted again, leaning back and then forward in his seat. “You done?”
“I guess I am.” You laughed, giving his hand three squeezes, “I was planning to sit here and tell you all the things I love.”
He gave you a look. “This is the last time I’m buying you champagne.”
You lowered your voice, glancing around to make sure no one was within earshot. “I can promise you this. It has more to do with you fucking me into the hotel mattress than it does the champagne.” Your brows rose upwards as you leaned back in your chair, “So we can stop that if you want.”
Javier scoffed, “Now that’s just cruel, baby.” 
You shrugged, “It’s just the facts.” 
“Alright, what else is on your list?” He picked you the red and white mint the waiter had left with the bill, fiddling with the wrapper, before popping it into his mouth. 
You pursed your lips as you studied him. “Your lips are definitely on the top of the list.” You tapped your foot against his, mulling over your decision. “Your nose.”
“My nose?”
“It’s a good nose.”
His brows furrowed. “My nose?” He questioned again, rubbing his finger down the length of it. “So you like... my face?”
“Obviously.” You laughed, reaching for your champagne glass and downing the last of it. Maybe it was the champagne, but you felt happy, bubbly, and just a little bit more in love with Javier than you were yesterday. But that wasn’t something new. Every day you found yourself falling in love with him all over again. 
Even on the days where you wondered if Steve would help you hide the body. 
“You know what I’ve always wanted to do?” You questioned as you stood up and smoothed your hands over the skirt of your dress. 
Javier couldn’t help but laugh, “I can only imagine.” He held his hand out for you and you took ahold of it as the two of you walked towards the front of the restaurant. 
“I’ve always wanted to jump into a pool in a nice dress.”
“What?”
“You heard me.” You squeezed his hand. “Come on, it’ll be fun.” 
“You’re serious?”
You stopped, turning to face him. “You can watch if you don’t want to jump in.” 
Javier scoffed, pulling you towards him. “If you’re jumping in, I’m jumping in.”
A grin spread over your lips as you met his eyes, draping your free arm over his shoulder as you leaned in to press a quick kiss to his lips. “Now you’re seeing things my way.” 
“The question is… the inside or outside pool?” Javier questioned, clicking his tongue against his teeth.
“Indoor will likely be vacant since it’s nice out.” You suggested, rubbing your lips together as you considered the options. “Indoor.” 
You tightened your hold on Javier’s hand, guiding him past the elevators and down the hallway — following the scent of chlorine. 
“We could go back up to the room and get our swimsuits.”
“Or we could jump into the pool fully dressed.” You arched a brow at him. “You were on board a second ago.” 
“I’m still on board.” Javier shrugged a shoulder. “Just keeping our options open.” 
“You better not be keeping your options open.” You held up your left hand, wiggling your fingers. “You’re stuck with me.” 
“That is not what I meant.” Javier huffed, stepping ahead of you to open the door that led into the pool room. 
As you had expected — the pool was vacant. Beyond the wall of windows, you could see that there were still people enjoying the last rays of sunlight at the outside pool. 
“We chose right.” You pointed out as you stepped past him and slid your purse off your shoulders. You say it down on one of the pool chairs, tucking your earrings, necklace, and ring into the inner pocket for safekeeping. 
“It’s silk.” Javier stated as he tugged off his tie and passed it to you. 
“And a gift from Josie.” You reminded him as you folded the tie carefully and placed it into your purse. “Have you ever done this before?”
Javier looked between you and the pool, “I was always fond of jumping in buckass naked.” He gave you an unamused look. “Can’t say I’m interested in getting arrested for that.”
“No, that wouldn’t be ideal.” You laughed and kicked off your heels, walking towards the edge of the pool. 
“Is this a bucket list thing?” Javier questioned. You glanced back over your shoulder, watching as he peeled off his socks and tucked them into his shoes. “Did you get a look at all of my greys and decide it was time to start on one?” He tossed his wallet onto the chair beside your purse, before joining you at the edge of the pool. 
You shook your head, “This is what happens when you pair a bottle and a half of champagne with a really good mood.” 
Javier turned to grin at you, “So it was the champagne?” 
“Oh, fuck off Javier!” You laughed, getting your chance to flip him off, just before you leapt into the pool. 
You resurfaced just as Javier jumped in to join you in the pool. You wiped at your eyes, laughing as he came back up with his hair plastered to his forehead. 
“Well?” Javier questioned, coughing a little as he waded in the water, keeping himself afloat. “Was it everything you thought it would be, baby?”
“Oh yeah.” You grinned at him as you swam towards him, reaching out to ruffle the hair that was stuck to his forehead. “Thank you.”
“For jumping into the pool with you?” He arched a brow at you. “I’d do anything you asked, baby.” 
“Anything?” You wiggled your brows at him, leaning in to kiss him. “You taste like pool.” You laughed, brushing your nose against his. 
“I wonder why.” He wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you towards him. 
“Could it be that we’re in the pool?” You laughed, winding both of your arms around his shoulders. “We should do this every year.”
“This?”
“No! Just… something spontaneous.” You kicked your legs in the water to keep your dress from dragging you down. “I mean, last year we did decide to get married.”
Javier let his head tilt back as he laughed, “What are we going to do next year?”
You pressed your tongue to the inside of your cheek, “Matching tattoos?”
“I could do matching tattoos.” Javier grinned at you, running his hand up and down your back. “Did you have a good day?” He questioned, keeping you close to him, as he guided you both towards the shallow side of the pool.
“It was perfect.” You told him with a warm
Smile, “I’m looking forward to tomorrow. As much as I love the girls, this is really ice.”
“We never got to really enjoy just us without being parents too.” Javier agreed with you, rubbing at the small of your back. 
“I feel guilty about it sometimes,” You admitted, chewing on your bottom lip as you searched his eyes. “But I think that’s normal. Wanting a break from reality — just for a day or two.”
“I think that’s perfectly normal, baby.” Javier assured you, leaning in to press a kiss to your lips. “You ready to go back up to our room?”
You nodded, laughing a little, “Yeah. I think I’ve got my fill of chlorine.” 
 —
 “Cold?” Javier questioned as he stopped unbuttoning his shirt to reach into the shower and check the temperature of the water. 
Your teeth chattered a little as you wrapped your arms around your waist. “Just a bit. Know any way to fix that?” 
“I might.” He arched a brow at you, tracing his tongue over the edge of his teeth as his gaze raked over you. “I think the first step is getting you out of that dress. You’re dripping everywhere.”
“So are you.” You retorted, rubbing your hands over your bare arms as Javier crowded close to you. You turned to face the mirror behind you, meeting Javier’s gaze in the reflection. “I can’t reach the zipper.” 
Javier brushed your hair out of the way, kissing the back of your neck before working the zipper down your spine. “I’ve been waiting for this all night.” 
“Oh?” You questioned as he peeled the straps of your dress down your shoulders, letting the wet fabric drop and pool at your feet. “You already got me naked once today.”
He clicked his tongue against his teeth, “And yet I look forward to it every time.” 
You turned back around to face him, feeling much warmer now that his gaze was wandering over your naked body. “I guess I can’t judge. I’m just as bad.” You reached out to finish unbuttoning his shirt, tugging the tails out of his pants before shoving the sleeves down his arms. 
Javier cupped your left breast, dragging his thumb roughly over the pebbled peak of your nipple as he pressed you back against the counter. 
“I love you.” You reminded him as you pressed a kiss to the underside of his jaw. 
He trailed his hand down your side, grabbing at your hip as he pressed his knee between your thighs. “I love you too, baby.” He murmured, kissing the hollow of your throat. 
“We’re wasting water.” You said, tugging at his hair with one hand, while the other slid down to work at the zipper of his slacks. 
Javier kissed his way up your throat, before he was nose-to-nose with you, “Then I guess we better get in.” 
You grinned triumphantly as you tugged his slacks down his hips, “I can think of something I want to get in me.” You tossed back, scraping your nails lightly over his lower stomach, playing with the coarse hair that led downwards, before you slipped out of his grasp. 
“You’re a tease. You know that, baby?” Javier retorted as he shucked off his slacks and boxers. 
You narrowed your eyes at him, a smirk playing over your lips. “A tease would wind you up and offer no release.” You gave his cock a pointed look. “And I’m not interested in doing that.” 
You slid your pool-soaked underwear down your thighs, kicking them aside before stepping into shower. The warm water made you hiss softly, a sharp contrast from the icy pool water that chilled your skin. 
Javier followed you into the shower, curling an arm around your waist and pulling you back against his chest. “Even looking like this, you’re the goddamn most beautiful woman.” 
“Looking like this?” You pressed your ass back against him. “What? Is there a problem with runny mascara and pool hair?”
Javier snorted, pressing his lips to the crook of your neck. “It's a good look on you.” He mumbled as his hands wandered up your stomach to cup your breasts. 
You curled your fingers around his forearm, nails biting into his skin. “Javier.” 
“I’m not going to tease, baby.” He promised you releasing his hold on your right breast, his hand traveling downwards until he found his destination between your thighs. 
You let yourself get lost in the moment. The water falling against your skin, the steam rising from the warmth of the shower, his fingers grazing over your clit as he wound you up. 
You were still sensitive from before. Thighs aching from the strain, cunt tender from the way he’d slammed into you — but you wanted more. 
Sure, the two of you made time for each other at home, but this little respite gave you freedom from the daily demands of life. It didn’t matter if you slept til ten tomorrow because he’d kept you up all night. 
“Oh.” You breathed out as you sank back against his chest, spreading your thighs wider as he stroked his fingers over your slick center.
Javier rasped out your name as you reached behind you and curled your fingers around the back of his neck, “You’re so fucking responsive, baby. Have I ever told you how crazy that drives me?”
“Show me.” You hissed, grinding back against his cock. “Don’t make me wait, Javi.” 
His teeth scraped over the curve of your neck, as he pulled his fingers away from you. “Maybe I should make you wait.” Javier taunted. “Make you beg.”
You turned in his hold, water running down your back as you met his gaze. “You know, two can play that game.” You tilted your head backwards, letting the water soak into your hair. “Maybe,” You mimicked his voice. “We should just shower and go to sleep.”
Javier pressed his tongue to the inside of his cheek as his eyes followed the path of the water as the rivulets ran down your breasts and stomach. “We could do that.” He retorted, “But I don’t think either of us want that.” 
You exhaled shakily as you watched his hand wrap around his cock, slowly pumping his fist along the length. “You’d be right. Tragically.” You rolled your eyes, a wry grin spreading over your lips. 
“Thought so.” Javier said lowly, working his hand over his length still. “C’mere, baby.”
You closed the short distance between the two of you, reaching out to brush your fingers over his cheek. “Tonight was fun.”
“Yeah?” Javier cocked his head to the side, curling his hand around your hip and pulling you towards him. 
“Yeah.” You nodded, brushing your thumb over his bottom lip. “There’s no one that I’d rather jump into a pool with.” 
He gave your hip a playful swat. “You’re ridiculous.” 
You grinned, sliding your arms over his shoulders as you leaned in to kiss him. “Gotta keep you on your toes.”
Javier guided you back under the shower’s fall, before pinning you against the wall. “Right now, I’m more concerned about keeping you off your toes.”
You snorted, running your hands over his shoulders. “Let me see what we’re working with.” You gave his arm a squeeze as you looked downwards. “Hang on.” 
He helped you balance on one foot as you pressed the heel of your other foot into the little built-in shelf near the faucet head. “You got it?”
“I think so.” You nodded, holding his gaze as he slid his hand down your hip, curling his fingers around your thigh and drawing your leg around his hips. “Oh.”
Javier groaned out your name as you reached down to curl your fingers around his cock, holding him steady as he slid into you. 
Your head fell back against the shower wall and you bit down on your bottom lip to keep from crying out as he pulled out and drove back into you. 
“That’s it.” You urged, grabbing at his arms and his shoulders for support as he started to move. 
Javier held fast to your hip, keeping your leg firmly wrapped around him. His lips ghosted down your throat, his tongue dipping out against your skin. “You feel so fucking good.” 
“So do you.” You scraped your nails over his back, just to hear him hiss. “Good?”
“Fuck, yes.” Javier’s teeth caught against your collarbone, causing you to clench around him in response. 
Through the opaque shower curtain, you could make out your reflections in the mirror. Two blurry bodies moving together.
Twelve years as partners, seven years as a couple, and a year of marriage. It felt like the years had slipped by in the blink of an eye. 
You curled your fingers in his hair, a quiet moan slipping past your lips as he felt that subtle shift in the way he moved. “Come on, Javi. Come on.” You urged, nails scraping down the back of his neck as you tilted your head to kiss him.
He was there before you, his pace turning uneven as he spilled into you. His hand hastily wedged between your bodies as he coaxed you over the edge with him. It wasn’t as earth shattering as earlier — but the pleasure still warmed every inch of you. 
“Shit.” Javier huffed out as he lost hold of your hip and you slid an inch down the wall. He stumbled back, slipping from you, and you managed to grab at his arms for support, getting your foot back on the ground without falling.
“Fuck!” 
“Sorry, baby.” He rubbed his thumb over your hip. 
You laughed, shoving him playfully in the chest “I mean, just drop me next time.” 
He rolled his eyes, “I’ll remember that.” He gave your ass a quick swat. “The water’s getting cold.”
“The hotel probably pulled the plug on us.” You winked at him, leaning up to kiss him. “I love you.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” He chuckled, winding his fingers through his hair. 
You brushed your nose against his, stealing another kiss. “Rude.” 
Javier curled his arms around you, pulling you towards his chest. “I love you too, baby.” He assured you, even though you didn’t need to hear it to know it. 
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