#also Jack’s always been hot anyway so that’s the only reason my stan title changed

[neon-danger]

I only had some of those saved before.

The lengths I can simp for Jack is through the roof, not even ashamed to admit it. 😔

I was an Alex stan from the time I started listening to all time low until the time I saw them live on May 26th.

Like Jack said he liked my shoes and I was already like 👁️👄👁️

And then my friend and I got barrier on his side and I spent the entire set taking pictures and videos of Jack

And then I made direct eye contact with him and it was kinda like when you make eye contact with your friend across the room except the only time I’ve ever spoken to Jack was to be like “thank you” after he said he liked my shoes That Afternoon

And then he went over to Rian and pointed in my and my friend’s general direction

And then after Dear Maria he made direct eye contact with me AGAIN on PURPOSE and pulled all the picks off his mic stand

And literally did not break eye contact until he was standing directly in front of me

And it was me who broke eye contact because I was watching him PUT A PICK INTO MY HAND

And then I went brain dead until someone was like “did you get it?” HOW COULD I NOT HE HANDED IT TO ME AND KINDA MADE SURE I CLOSED MY HAND AROUND THE FUCKING GUITAR PICK I????

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #one does not simply emotionally recover from this #and then go back to being an Alex stan #also Jack’s always been hot anyway so that’s the only reason my stan title changed #neon answers #neon talks about the goddamn shoes incident again