#also i know the 21s are gonna be like u want me to retire huh moh fuck u and i am saying yes

[carnageacorn]

QUIZ QUOZ

Hello! its been A WHILE since we’ve done this. relationships come and go but quiz time is eternal. instead of doing quizzes like an ask meme i just answer all the questions because i want to. its under the read more have fun fam

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

i would love to be taller which i think is just a regular transmasc mood

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

right now i am fucking OBSESSED with getting a retired greyhound. in the distanter (see: living somewhere i can have cats) future i would also like a hairless cat and at least 1 rat.

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?

GRUNGE SLUT

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

pkmn yellow

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

1. my ex (95% of thoughts)

2. everything im putting off

3. hannibal

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

warning: unfortunately cannot be even slightly someone else

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

oh so since this was an ask meme it would be that someone would put something in that slot to ask. since i am answering it i get to talk about whatever i want which is going to be: my breakup, the only thing i want to talk about.

what do i think about my breakup:

it was bad but inevitable and if i am very, very lucky i will be able to move on from it. no comment on the theoretical idea of finding someone new.

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is a question i have to do RESEARCH FOR? lmaoooooooo

9: Are you ticklish?

yeah and in the fiction wherein u, reader of this, are ever in a place 2 do that to me, i will hurt u with my very powerful fists

10: Are you allergic to anything?

bananas ):

11: What’s your sexuality?

im bi

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

coffee

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

ALL DICHOTOMIES ARE FALSE DICHOTOMIES. I LIKE EM BOTH. DOGS.

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?

(AN note: do u think the bits of stuff i just put in my pipe were actually bits of weed or just dirt? lol)

merperson

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?

lindsay ellis who ive had a massive crush on since i was 18

16: How tall are you?

5′7″ at last official measurement but T and being intersex did some weird stuff to my height so who KNOWS

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

this is very relevant to me right now: a trans masc bitch named after a harry potter character. maybe griffin. maybe blake. i dont know. hil. 

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

somewhere in the 200-210 range thanks babe

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

no BUT! my opinion on Stuff Like This is its Faith Based: that is to say i believe that god has ordained a path for me in this world so who the fuc am I to say you didnt see a ghost. u do u boo.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more?

the ocean is less scary but space is cooler.

21: Are you religious?

yeah im not gonna say im the ONLY jew who believes in god but its close huh

22: Pet peeves?

when ppl mind when u re-tell stories to them and then re-tell stories to u

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

dinural if ur nocturnal u get real sad (source: have been)

24: Favorite constellation?

OHHHHHH MY GOD WHAT A QUESTION. since this is MY SPACE im going to talk about a BUNCH of constellations:

ORION: very cool because shes such a big bitch and its the only nice thing to see during the winter months

cygnus: when i got into astrology there was this time of night we’d go out and look at the stars in like late evening in september and cygnus was at the apex of the sky turning it into quad sections and i always love her for that

7 sisters: i learned about these girls at camp in 6th grade and always smile when i see them

lil dipper: ive only ever actually found her twice and for that she is a sexy macguffin

casseopia: i saw her in the sky when i was 18-19 and had just started smoking and every night was like “she looks like a constellation but i dont know anything about her” anyway shes casseopia and i love her

big dipper: always there. maybe my best friend?

25: Favorite star?

sirius for dumb reasons

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?

i dont have an opinion on ball jointed dolls

27: Any phobias or fears?

CW CSA TRIGGERS (things that might be triggering for someone whos a csa victim)

some of the weirder ones: falling asleep, sleeping near a door, eating in front of people

28: Do you think global warming is real?

jesus christ this question

29: Do you believe in reincarnation?

ive been STARTING to vibe on this bitch recently! been meaning to research judaism/reincarnation crossover beliefs

30: Favorite movie?

i dont know how dare u ask me that. recent movies ive seen and loved: moonlight, pans labyrinth

31: Do you get scared easily?

yeah im scared rn bitch

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

me personally or have been in my house? me personally: 7 in house: 14

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]

im asking me and i say my blogs a fucking 10

34: What is a color that calms you?

sof pink

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

my current THING is to move to new york

36: Where were you born?

MN

37: What is your eye color?

brown

38: Introvert or extrovert?

exrovert

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

uhhhhhh im going to say yeah

40: Hugs or kisses?

make out with me

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?

idk like caley?

42: Who is someone you love deeply?

HAHA my ex bitch

43: Any piercings you want?

someday im gonna get som weird ear ones but otw im fine w just my septum

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

im kinda meh on piercings but i lov tattoos

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?

i quit for 3 years but then i broke up with my fiance and suRPRiSE i started smoking again

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!

i dont want to talk about my ex which is the closest i come to having a crush. wait JK i love talking about my ex:

they were controlling and manipulative and sweet and soft and good and imperfect and broken and beautiful and i will always love them

okay gross dude why did you do that

47: What is a sound you really hate?

oh my GOD this quiz is so long. anyway the noise that means someone has contacted me online

48: A sound you really love?

SONGZ

49: Can you do a backflip?

what the fuck do you think

50: Can you do the splits?

no ):

51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

ohhhhh of course i dont know. im obsessed with florence pugh’s face right now does that count. 

52: Favorite movie?

didn’t we do this already? i think we did this already

53: How are you feeling right now?

drunk and trepeditious

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

oh exactly the color it is rn, my natural dark brown

55: When did you feel happiest?

at my ex fiance’s cousins wedding when we were waltzing. 

56: Something that calms you down?

telling myself to CALM DOWN 

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

i got bpd and bipolar 2 and depression and anxiety and ptsd and im THRIVING

58: What does your URL mean?

i like lions a lot and one time i had a side shave

59: What three words describe you the most?

determined, faithful, stupid

60: Do you believe in evolution?

this quiz is wack

61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

if they post too much stuff i dont like?

62: What makes you follow a blog?

they post stuff i like? plus potential for friend maybe

63: Favorite kind of person:

30something fandom girls

64: Favorite animal(s):

lions

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

no! i wont! you cant make me!

66: Favorite emoticon:

:/

67: Favorite meme:

SKELETON WAR

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

enfp

69: What is your star sign?

taurus cap cap and ashamed about it

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

i dont have a dog but my last dog couldnt he was very dumb

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

black boots plus canvas gray joggers plus tank top plus weird hoodie

72: Post a selfie or two?

no!

73: Do you have platform shoes?

no

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

i dont have a sense of smell

75: Can you do a front flip?

wtf kind of person is this quiz FOR

76: Do you like birds?

yeah birds are neat

77: Do you like to swim?

I LOVE to swim

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

to watch or do? i think ice skating wins for both but i swim an order of magnitude more

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

mosquitos

80: Some thing you wish did exist:

something something healing trauma device something

81: Piercings you have?

i still have partially closed earring holes, plus my septum

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

playing stupid phone games

83: Favorite person to talk to:

my sister prob

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

i knew it would be big but didnt understand how to use it

85: How many followers do you have?

i dont know and u cant make me check!

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

no id die

87: Do your socks always match?

no

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

idk and im not going to try

89: What are your birthstones?

whys this plural!!! emerald!

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

LION

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

oh my god this is a complicated question. oleander

92: A store you hate?

i hate me some walmarts, a place i regularly go

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

2 many (3+????? 5+?)

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

read minds

95: Do you like to wear camo?

no

96: Winter or summer?

summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

after about ten seconds im like why am i doing this and i stop

98: Least favorite person?

awww this isnt a fun question

99: Someone you look up to:

prayer for when i would have said jkr. carrie fischer

100: A store you love?

i just like the fred meyers that feel like u could get anything u wanted there

101: Favorite type of shoes

black boots

102: Where do you live?

im quarantining in MN but usually portland or

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

no but i used to be vegetarian

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

bismuth

105: Do you drink milk?

yeah

106: Do you like bugs?

yeah

107: Do you like spiders?

no

108: Something you get paranoid about?

if people are LOOKING at me

109: Can you draw:

yeah

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

i mean when i was growing up i got asked a lot by strangers if i wanted to have a relationship with my dad which was pretty invasive of them

111: A question you hate being asked?

i am annoyed about being asked if i can still taste bc i dont have a sense of smell but EVERYONE ASKS IT so ive chilled a lil

112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

probably

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

yeah

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

sunny

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

haha lol! lets go fictional instead of breakup sad and say will graham!

116: Favorite cloud type:

thos big puffy boys

117: What color do you wish the sky was?

i dont think i could do better than god on this one im down with that deep deep blue

118: Do you have freckles?

some

119: Favorite thing about a person:

about which person??? about peopole???? my favorite thing about people is their desire to do good

120: Fruits or vegetables?

fruits bitch

121: Something you want to do right now:

talk to someone In The Know about the stuff about my novel im conflicted about

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

the sky sorry

123: Sweet or sour foods?

sweet

124: Bright or dim lights?

bright

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

no

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

The Takes

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

The Takes

128: What do you think about the least?

this is a bizzaro question and uve gotta know that. idk MATH?

129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

my favorite epitaph ive ever read is “I rise and face the east” so i guess that

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

my ex [ AUTHORS NOTE: i am rereading this quiz and i thought it said “who would you want to punch YOU in the face right now. i would love for my ex to punch me in the face. however it said: who do YOU want to punch in the face. i do not want to do violence to my ex so i am going to change my answer to: a moose. just fuck me up.]

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

that im so honest

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

no

133: Computer or TV?

computer

134: Do you like roller coasters?

very no

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

no, thank u god

136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

lobed

137: Do you believe in karma?

uhhhhh im gonna say i dont have a sufficient knowledge of the like Theory of karma to have any takes on it.

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

i feel like im a solid 6-7

139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

hil is the big one that i still stan

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

ohhhh yeah i had gobs

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

yes

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

i would say on the WHOLE i am a good influence

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

i like getting things bitch!

144: What makes you angry

not being believed

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

just the one. i know a little: greek spanish german hebrew

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

i like em all but my heart gets the most fucked about boys

147: Are you androgynous?

TRY AS I MIGHT TO BE MASC i usually fall out in the androgynous space yeah

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

my Muscles

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

i think i am very funny

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

my ex, uhhhhhh griffin mcelroy, lindsay ellis

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

i mean i wouldnt because modern medicine is something i kind of need to be physically okay but idk israel back when the 12 tribes were vibin? abraham on sinai?

152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

yeah i love me some buzzfeed

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

im single. i met my ex at a nanowrimo event 

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

im really bad at platonic boundaries so i dont do this

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

yeah 

156: What embarrasses you?

oh pretty much anything

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

when cars go over bumps

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

oh this one is a bummer!!!! i dont want to answer it

159: How many people are you following?

WHO KNOWS

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

u KNO im not about to do RESEARCH for a TUMBLY QUOZ

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

JESUS like 900 its untenable

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

im still not going to do research but my likes stopped being a useful function to search through on tumblr like 5 years ago

163: Last time you cried and why:

right now my cry is broken. the last time i proper cried was like 3 or 4 months ago

164: Do you have long or short hair?

its like chin length

165: Longest your hair has ever been:

idk bottom of my ribcage?

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?

i think this is saying: why do you have the feelings you do about religion. i like religion because all paths are a path to god and its nice to be explicit about it.

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

uhhhhhh. a little.

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

no.

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

jesus no

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

i did my best!!

#quiz time #quoz teem