#also if I include Bbh I can make Sapnap his son and needlessly put karlnapity into it (which i have to do in every au)

[cyncerity]

what if i made an au based on Roald Dahl’s “The Witches” despite not having read the books or seen the movies

Like c’mon, an evil witch who turns kids into mice, three mouse kids plotting revenge on said witch, one of the kids has a guardian who knows a weird amount about witches, there’s a vision here.

#Anyway yeah bench trio are the mice #Dream or Bbh is the head evil witch #Bbh is only in the running cause imo Eggpire Bad was super fucking good and there’s not enough evil Bad content #also if I include Bbh I can make Sapnap his son and needlessly put karlnapity into it (which i have to do in every au) #guardian is Phil duh #Tommy’s the main mouse dude and Phil’s either Nephew or Grandson I haven’t decided yet #cyncerity #mcyt gt #mcyt g/t