#also if u rb pls tell me which is ur favourite and why 👀👀

[septimus-heap]

Marcia and silas,, being friends,,,,

Still bitching at each other bc they're just Like That 😌

Except now they actually sometimes sit down to (shocker) have a civil conversation abt things

Mutual hatred of marcellus

Silas steals and tries on marcias shoes as a joke and immediately breaks his ankle

He spends the next several weeks asking how the fuck she walks in those

She never tells him :)

Marcia realising that a lot of silas' self esteem issues are actually her fault and doing her best to fix that

She's not very good at people and she's also not very subtle but she is down to yell at ppl who insult her friends 😌

Sometimes they sit at cafes and insult the outfits of people who walk past

Well marcia does. Silas doesn't know shit abt fashion so he just agrees and hopes she doesn't ask his opinion

She doesnt

Just because they're friends doesn't mean marcia has to acknowledge his opinions on clothes

Silas who had to adapt a lot of spells to be simpler so he can actually do them and marcia who insists that they must be done The Right Way

Silas convincing marcia to try the spells his way and she's like. Shit. This is so much easier wtf

This doesn't stop her from making him learn the right way as well

They still argue but its like. Friend arguments

Just gonna promote my fic which is where their friendship started off 😌😌

Well kind of

There's some kind of Other moment where they're both nearly at a breaking point and end up running into each other and ranting a lot

And when they both leave they're like. Wtf why did I say any of that that's that fucker and I hate them???

But after that they can't hate each other as much and they're still arguing sometimes but it's mostly for appearances and they don't really Mean It

Septimus ends up making them actually talk because ffs this is weird

They end up agreeing that yeah, they can't just pretend they didn't share their problems with each other but they also. Don't want to talk abt it still

So they just agree to stop arguing and leave each other alone and it works for a bit but marcia cant stop noticing people randomly insulting silas and he can't stop noticing when she gets jumpy when it's storming

And it's not like they sit down one day and decide to be friends but they're back to mocking each other only in a nicer way and doing their best to help each other without Actually showing that's what they're doing

And silas is the one to call marcia his friend first (because marcia probably preplans every sentence let's be real), to someone else but definitely within her hearing

And they're both like. Oh shit

Because they are friends except now they're not trying to pretend they're not

Anyway back to hcs ahsudbduebeubr

Marcia showing up at the heaps room and at the palace just randomly when shes stressed out

Because the tower is great but being there also means that she's available for conversation at all times which isn't. Great

Silas showing up at the tower when there's a thunderstorm bc he knows marcias too proud to actually ask him to come but she's also too scared of thunder to be able to sleep

Silas seeing marcia drinking her 4th cup of coffee and just. Knocking it off the table. Oops :) guess she's going to have to sleep instead of relying on caffeine :)

Silas becomes another person who listens to marcias rants abt long dead magykal theorists

Unlike everyone else though, he also has ridiculously strong opinions on random people from centuries ago

It turns out that marcia actually can get silas to Do Things when she's not either yelling or ignoring him

It also turns out that a silas heap with self confidence can be scary enough to get ppl to leave marcia the hell alone

After a while silas is like "why did I ever think u were an emotionless asshole ur literally barely even functional"

This is after she's like. Tripped over a radish on the pavement or smth

That's all for now 😌😌 also @ananas-pineapple-thing here is some hcs 👀👀👀👀

#septimus heap #marcia overstrand #silas heap #also if u rb pls tell me which is ur favourite and why 👀👀 #<- for everyone not just anana #two idiots in a trench coat ❤️