#also im sorry u have to take antibiotics thats the worst😭😭

[fyodorloveclub]

Hi my favorite little horn-whore it’s me again why? Because I’m sick and in the doctors office and what’s a more appropriate place to submit nsfw headcanons about a fictional character, than a doctors office?

Dazai osamu

•oh babe lemme tell you something…he’s a slut just a little bit. He knows what he’s doing.

•tries anything at least once like the amount things he’s done is WILD

• he likes food play he thinks it’s hot to see you covered in white cream. He makes an embarrassing game, called My cream or whip cream? (LMAO) oh god this man loves body shots. He canonly likes alcohol and drinks quite often. So you bet this is something that gets him going.

•eats it like it’s his last meal, because it just might be. Look he knows his suicide attempts could end his life ( I sound dumb) anyways that’s why he wants to make his possible last meal last and be memorable. Will not stop for a good hour, his jaw will hurt but it worth it.

•oh Jesus overstimulation is something he’s a pro at. He loves seeing you and feeling it himself. When I tell you his moans are the hottest things you’ll hear I mean it.

•choke him he loves it so much, he’s hard within seconds of you doing it

•has been pegged! He liked it although it’s also like a he needs you tell him you want to do it. Lmao. He becomes a mess though. Whimpering, begging, drool, it’s hot tbh

•he’s a fucking beast. Like suddenly his stamina is 50x what it used to be. He will make you cry and yes maybe he’s turned over a new leaf but something about you crying really gets him going. He’s mean and teasing and really wants to just fuck you dumb. He likes when you can barely talk and you’re just moaning like some pornstar.

•speaking of pornstar, at some point he’s defiant filmed you two together, maybe more than once depending on your standing with the idea. He loves getting off to the videos or pictures of you, it definitely does something to him just can’t explain.

•he’s into more of the kinkier side of things wax play, bondage, breath play the list goes on. Dazai is very sporadic at times so it can vary on plains sweet romantic, to oh wow you’re not getting into heaven after he’s done with you

Speaking of heaven

•Dazai will certainly take you there and back and than be like “good game bro🤩🤚”

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Basic smutty stuff lmao also I need to take antibiotics for three weeks 😜

BABE WAKE UP 🪱 ANON IS BACK!!!!!!

FIRST OF ALL I BETTER BE UR ONE AND ONLY FAV HORN WHORE

MY CREAM OR WHIPPED CREAM I CANNOT CJSBDKDBAKFBAKDK

i loooove the idea of him videoing you two and like making its sooo dramatic and porn-y like that needs to be one hell of a video

GOOD GAME BRO HE SO WOULD SJCBSKFNS

you’re so good at this idk how you come up with this many hcs at once 😭😭😭 im in awe

#also im sorry u have to take antibiotics thats the worst😭😭 #voices in my head #🪱 demon #{ musings; dazai }