#also more cool pokemon heights (or I guess lengths) Steelix is 30 ft Ónix is 28ft and Milotic is 20ft which I thought was cool

[octoooo]

Its 3am and I might be talking nonsense but like,,,

Pokémon heights make NO sense to me anymore.

So I’m scrolling through the Pokédex, seeing which ones give Hashira vibes, and I see Weavile.

Weavile to me always seems like a gremlin, a little 3’0 ankle biter y’know.

WHY IS WEAVILE 3’ 07 (1.1m)

That’s not awful just a lot taller than I expected.

That’s not even the worst part

LURANTIS IS 2’ 11 (.9m)

LURANTIS LOOKS LIKE A BEHEMOTH OF A POKÉMON (at least 5’8 in my mind for some reason) BUT ITS 2’11?? SHORTER THAN WEAVILE?

In Pokémon S&M we actually see a Lurantis next to Ash & his friends, and it’s exactly their height! Which means that the Pokédex lied OR Ash is a 2’11 10 year old kid.

Lurantis is actually taller than he is now that I’m looking closer,,

To be fair I believe that was a Totem Lurantis which I guess could explain the larger size. But even then I dunno if can we trust the anime over the game data when it comes to heights (or general knowledge sometimes) ?

Also Nidoking (another behemoth intimidating pokemon in my mind) is 4’7 (1.4m)

I

I’m just

Im 5’1

How am I taller than these pokemon ? (Weavile I expected to be taller than)

Anyway im going to ignore that Lurantis is tiny for selfish reasons. I need it to be taller than Weavile for something.

#coconut octo (mod talking) #Pokémon #rambling late at night (early morning?) #idk I’m tired #hoping my eyes are playing tricks on me & I’ll wake up to find Lurantis is tall #looked at several websites for height (Bulbapedia Pokémon Database & Pokemon website Pokédex) #the only version of their Dec I didn’t look at was in the actual game bc I don’t have my DS #they all told me the same thing!! I CANT #is every online source wrong please say yes #maybe in talking crazy because it’s 3am now #maybe sizes are just warped in my brain and this all makes sense #or not hdbxjsn #also more cool pokemon heights (or I guess lengths) Steelix is 30 ft Ónix is 28ft and Milotic is 20ft which I thought was cool #Serperior my favorite noodle pokemon is 10’10 <3 #goodnight these heights are making my head spin #weavile #lurantis #nidoking #ash pokemon