#also neither he nor itachi are going to kill anyone on her behalf bc they're both like 'well if she wants him dead she should do it herself

[mixelation]

tori: sometimes i get mouthy with the hokage, teehee

meanwhile, deidara: (KICKS DOWN MINATO'S OFFICE DOOR) WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOMMATE

minato: i am. so tired

#tbh i think it would take deidara a long time to go looking for her #because he's very self-absorbed and also he'd assume she was taking care of her own shit #so it'd take him a while to realize she should have been back days ago #also neither he nor itachi are going to kill anyone on her behalf bc they're both like 'well if she wants him dead she should do it herself #but deidara might preemptively decide he has bad vibes. which means that guy is 200% more likely to piss deidara off #and then mysteriously fall to his death ???? #reborn au