#also rai ilysm im holding ur hand rn i kiss u thank u for asking me things even tho u know like nothing abt sout parp <3

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ayo lee 👀 what's a craig n kenny n what r ur thoughts

rai ilysm im holding ur hand rn thank u for letting me yell

so i mention it a lot but craig and kenny....homies. like they have such a fun roommate dynamic. theyre really only friends outside of school tbh. theyll be partners in like gym or whatever but they have their own respective friend groups and r okay with that :-) but they live in like....the same neighborhood? [it's been hinted at in a few eps tht craigs family is like....not poor but they r seen walking out of da welfare office in here comes the neighborhood and cartman says that according to his math, now that kennys gone craig is now the poorest at school in the new kid but honestly cartman cant do math hes a gayass loser and south park's canon is shit so take that all with what you will]

but they really only become friends bc craigs mom is like go play outside!!! u cant just sit in ur room all day!!! and craigs pissy bc he Wants to sit in his room all day so he just kinda wonders around and maybe his mom would make him go play with kenny [assuming it's when theyre younger like. 8 or 9] or maybe they would meet on their own.....probably the first one lol.

craig doesnt want to be friends bc he knows kenny is part of stans gang and he cant stand them [and i cannot blame him] but kenny is....very nice. theyre just a scruffy little guy who jumps in puddles and always has a bandaid in a new place every week and likes to collect bugs and craig is like God ...but hes friends with clyde so hes not that fazed lol......

kenny just makes craig do shit so obvs his mom adores kenny. like if he has the option craig will just sit in his room all day but kenny always makes him go do something.....whether it's making newspaper boats to race in the stream or kenny just coming over to hang out in his room to listen to him talk while holding stripe bc listen kenny is such a good listener. theyre so quiet and if u bring up the right topic [space......] craig will NOT shut up and kenny likes to listen. just sitting there holding da gieuna pig listening to craig like 👁👁

kenny is v messy as i mentioned too.....craig is but it's just bc he literally doesnt care kenny kind of has an aesthetic but craig is like I Do Not See It. kenny likes drawing on stuff and sometimes he convinces craig to let them draw on his arm and they come out of craigs room lookin like those doodlebears from like.....2015 or some shit i really dont remember lol.

also south park is a quaint little forest town bc i said so and they definitely go exploring in the woods. sometimes clyde or tweek will come with them [kenny gets along with everybody but craig cannot STAND kyle stan or cartman.....] and kenny has an ongoing map shes been making forever.....love tht kid......they map out all the different areas and get craig to name them weird things bc they think it's So funny......but mostly it's just craig following with a bunch of shit in his backpack as kenny just fucking tears through the forest in their big ass boots......they have a few spots they like to sit and rest ig. they always say theyll build a little clubhouse or spend the night out there sometime but they would get too scared to actually go thru with it. but they do go stargazing a lot and THATS usually when tweek comes with them.

tweek n kenny r cool. craig wont ever tell but kenny gives him a lot of ideas for """""romantic""""" stuff to do w tweek. butters and kenny love sappy romance stories [so does clyde solidarity] so kenny always makes offhand remark about sweet things to do together and craigs like wait yeah...oh my god.......kenny just gives good advice in general. like fr. most of the time its craig rambling but kenny is so smart and cool......i love them. look at them go.

basically theyre kinda like buzzfeed unsolved

#theyre just like. homies. thts it. #clyde and craig best friendship real kenny has many good friends as well but yknow. they like doing stuff together #also rai ilysm im holding ur hand rn i kiss u thank u for asking me things even tho u know like nothing abt sout parp <3 #sp #rai asks #sorry this is so long i love their dynamic.. #i lie down on the floor ooeoooeooooo