#also they completely cut any genuine affection between lance and Arthur so Arthur isn’t gay just emotionally incompetent

[tafadhali]

I actually didn’t mind the humor/glibness much but how did Aaron Sorkin fuck up the love stories in his Camelot rewrite that bad

#terrible fanfiction #the program claimed some people were calling it ‘’sexy camelot’’ #and when no one had touched or evinced any chemistry by intermission I was like #ohhh you mean the cast is young and wears tight clothes #anyway: #guenevere took lance’s virginity and then was like sorry I don’t really like you that way #it was presumably her virginity too but she doesn’t wrap her entire self worth in the concept #she and arthur had a romcommy will they won’t they the ENTIRE SHOW #and then a long comic scene where they finally confessed their love and touched for the first time #right before finale ultimo!!!!! #I was going to quote in and out and say Jenny needed a heterosexual code red #but then I just remembered that I think she literally says isn’t there any other time you could have told me this in that finale scene #also they completely cut any genuine affection between lance and Arthur so Arthur isn’t gay just emotionally incompetent #anyway don’t worry: #someone does say i hate your breathing guts #so you can tell it’s sorkin