#also theyre so fruity....... they can have a bf. as a treat

[faerieismm]

blooming panic x male reader headcanons?????!?!??!?!??!?!!? pls

HELLO GAYS!!! WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW, GLAD TO HAVE YOU :} I AM DEEPLY HONORED TO BE JOINED BY MY FELLOW LGBTQ+ FELLAS<333 UR HEADCANONS COMING RIGHT UP☝️☝️

bloomic mains with a male reader<3

tw: none!

genre: fluff??? , humor, lil suggestive ish at times

type of writing: headcanons

well its canon theyre all pansexual, so i definitely think they’d all be open to dating a guy :)

(obv, but i just wanted to get that out of the way)

i mean these men and enby are all fruity as hell

like they would treat it like such a normal thing

“you have a boyfriend? omg congrats gay.”

anyways, i shall now be going by all the mains~

quest

big strong hubby that can envelop you with his body and crush your head with his thig-

carrying you? yes

your personal body guard

very VERY protective of you

BUT WILL ALSO FLAUNT YOU TO ANYONE

doesnt matter who literally

“this is my bf everybody :}” *insert gentle giant voice*

nakedtoaster

you better be a gAmErbOy cuz thats what you gonna do all night

sometimes they will just slump themselves over you and you’d be buried in nakedtoaster

“babe come to bed.”

“nO!”

always blushing around you

fr they can’t believe they’ve found such a cute guy and you’re all theirs🥹

i hope you’ve got muscle because this enby has none 😃

there they stand, pot of pickles in hand

they slowly turn their head around with a pout

“hELp.”

busy bee but will always make time for their favorite boi<3

nightowl

cuddles~~

and he’s so flirty with u too😭

also now he’s finally obtained a boyfriend he’s gonna make ALOT of d1ck jokes

possessive asf but i think we all could’ve guessed

“gonna - smooch - mark my - smooch - pretty boy with - smooochhhh - hICKIESS~~~”

showing you off eVERYWHERE

E V E R Y W H E R E.

xyx

xyx strikes me as the hAahHhahaha GAYYYY type

just as a joke tho, he loves his boyfriend <33

teasing eheh

also in the bedroom

going on motor rides together

i imagine him being so chill about everything

“hi yes this is my boyfriend.”

hopes he makes you feel comfortable <3

ESPECIALLY if its your first relationship with a guy

many many many many gay jokes

every opportunity he gets

he takes

HI YES HELLO SO I HAVENT PLAYED BLOOMIC IN SO LONG SO IM SORRY IF ITS A BIT OOC BUT I TRIED!!! HOPE YALL ENJOYED AND PLEASE STAY GAYS PLZ I BEG OF U

yours sincerely,

#bloomic #blooming panic #nightowl blooming panic #quest blooming panic #bp xyx #bp quest #bp nightowl #xyx blooming panic #nakedtoaster #bp nakedtoaster

[floralbfs]

anyways virgil and zeke from minute men r boyfriends

#yes im clowning again #im watching old movies n we were watching pixel perfect but one of my sisters got bored (?? why??) so we put on minute men #and anyways im loving zeke (if anyone (my brain) even fucking MENTIONS how much my type™ (of fav chara) he is i will SNAP) #and they have a great dynamic ok?????? and what i say is law and i say that they r boyfriends so. #also theyre so fruity....... they can have a bf. as a treat #honey talk #minutemen