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#also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin
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tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”
#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with
#but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this
#i can’t just. talk to the guy
#if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that
#i can barely even say hello to him
#don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like
#ah fuck there he is
#okay you can do it just say hi
#just say what’s up
#and then he’s already gone
#also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin
#ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍
#but like. i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction
#or like. an actual conversation.
#which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or
#i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what)
#anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴
#i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at
#least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.)
#anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault
#too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair
#but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side
#where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20
#mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡
#but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number
#who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21
#his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦
#cheers to being fools universe
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