#also. not to pull the dl!pearl card. but. yknow. That did happen

[mcybree]

scott “loyalty” smajor spending the entire first season waiting for his husband to die so he can fuck off and retire

#bree barks so fucking loud #Im not saying he’s not loyal but I am saying his loyalty is almost strictly strategic and is therefore conditional #so he’s arguably less loyal than other players as a result #also. not to pull the dl!pearl card. but. yknow. That did happen #i will say he is explicitly loyal to jimmy in 3l. this post is a joke #but it’s also like he’s calculating the loyalty bare mininum as to not betray his personal self standards. it’s really funny #“I cant ally with cleo i cant betray my husband 😔 hopefully he dies soon though bc it’d be really awesome if I could”