#although maybe a year in ol’ cazzy boy was like stop giving me fucking attitude

[im-okay-mj]

So are we thinking that Astarion gave Cazador the biggest attitude for 200 years straight or what

#angel if u see this yes you talking about ‘the vampire who fucks the bear’ directly lead to this #to be fair idk much about vampire spawn #I’m still in act 1 teehee #although maybe a year in ol’ cazzy boy was like stop giving me fucking attitude #can’t disobey a command! #but there is no way that man even under duress could contain that level of just pure fucking SASS #astarion #cazador szarr #bg3 spoilers #bg3 astarion #bg3 cazador #vampire spawn #bg3 brainrot #I started ANOTHER new character #I literally made her after I saw a meme on here that was so fucking sad abt Tav growing old while Astarion doesn’t age bc high elf vampire #so obviously I had to make a high elf #a Durge ofc but still