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#an actor doesn't need to distribute apologies for being brilliant
umnitsa · 1 year
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Oooooooo I'm so scared.
I'll just toss a puff pastry your way. That oughta distract you.
Anyway, Joey Vallejo? He's kinda cute but his acting? INCREDIBLE. you could definitely take a lesson or two from him o--- oh wait. You could have but.. yknow... the accident.
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umnitsa · 1 year
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Alright, DHJR.
If you hate secrets ✨️sooooooooooo✨️ much, explain Julliard?
EVERYONE knows you didn't actually go. Everyone.
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Look here, your little fucker, you need to do your research before you leave these questions! HOW DARE YOU? Julliard is a temple of learning, how do you even consider the idea my unparalleled talent went unrecognized by academics! THIS IS TERRIBLY INSULTING. PROVE IT.
Julliard was locked up tight as a drum, and there is a reason (a very easy way to kill someone is to cut the break line of their car, I'm just saying). You keep asking these 'gotcha' questions and this ain't the movies. From now on, you're on a tight leash; I'll cut your asks for the remainder of this existence! Welcome to the theatre, kid.
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umnitsa · 1 year
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Barking at that photo of David Harbour Jr.
Just as a dog barks to the moon for its infinite beauty... Or do the dog recognize talent when it is displayed before its eyes and taken by it's glory, said dog can't help but howl their praises? We'll never know. It will be forever a secret. And I hate secrets.
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(@kittyshead)
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