#and all the kobra kias

[brattycobra]

Hawk: *Jumps into the middle of a group of several Cobras, ready to fight*

Sam: He is completely crazy!

Demetri: Indeed. I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.

Miguel:

Miguel: I mean, you don’t have to?

Demetri: No, I’m gonna.

#Sam to Miguel: You know im beginning to suspect that they like each other #cobra kai incorrect quotes #cobra kai #eli hawk moskowitz #miguel diaz #demetri deservesalastname #samantha larusso #binary boyfriends #elimetri #demeli #demetri #and all the kobra kias #so like #tory nichols #kyler cobra kai #doug rickenberger #dang i just realize that almost everyone is part of miyagi fang now #i was gonna put Mitch and bert but they left #and hawk just went it to fight the mfs #dang #and Robbys their but like #Shawn is gonna come save him and then they’ll live in a beach house together decorated with fairy lights thats shawn hates but keeps them- #-because robby likes them and then they’ll get a dog and name him henry

[spiralspinning]

I am not driving.... I'm riding pornographer... shit bed time or something. I lost my flaytrrl demoted flicker of glow purpled propagation port to drop my DNA into a DNA dojo like kobra Kia without the dry one liners and shit tossing splattering hopes of coexistence ever comio song or creampieing the pro blemish of DNA stew so super pear shaped, so purple so so fuck xanax stomach expanded . thought I was that Grimmace fuck that is rohobabky the koser soza of hamburgers or something gay, like butt boy wonder over there. Butt stuff. How do u not mainline bleach while vaporized dentol is lunged up and spread like the legs of.... and while purple and puking, bat man got laid, but from a collapsed floor of the Ford Raper as it was accused of being, esp After shocks like a pulsating cock, the cunt crushing bouncing broke more hymans than Mormon church officials. and many other Hynee things. Bloody stool is cool. Brown is Cleveland... dry as great grandmas cunt curtains. Like a theatre for old propaganda films mixed with fentynyl gas leak.. the great Cleveland steamer, balanced the books.. we all shot up some extacy heroin k and meth with the mixture making my first std commiserating with them all... but my motto is, fuck it. So I fucked all the stds out and replaced my electrolyte environment with the two woman's cocktail... I came when it hit and fucked more men than a homo on the best ice stuck at a 'homos for no holes not fucked' orgy. He got aids that day... 14 strains actually. Tried to keep fucking until he collapsed into a liquid septic organ failure... superman continued the tainting of the Vaticunt. That was how the Vatican became a spaceport for homosexual extraterestial community towards obstacles 2 rehabilitate or whatever the fuck I'm saying. I'm giving extra points to any fuck who can follow my story and make sense of why I pray for a dim to slave my ass