#and also ends up biting you in the ass bc look what zur has done

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Sometimes my mom gives me an idea of what it must be like in Bruce's brain at times.

Going to a job interview, and she's like, "What if this is the last time I ever see you? What if they lock you up in their basement? Give me their names just in case."

Going on a date, and she's like, "What if he's a psychopath who's going to tear off your skin?"

Sleeping longer than usual, and she wakes me up like, "Oh, I just wanted to make sure you weren't dead."

And my response is always, "You need to see a therapist."

#this is why i feel like bruce has contingency plans for stuff bc he's like what if this happens and what if this happens #worrying that much is so exhausting my guy #and also ends up biting you in the ass bc look what zur has done