#and also not true hemlocks!! but they bunged them together for some reason with a genus meaning False Hemlock

[tablevivant]

Travelers tip for living in washington state: you can only say "Douglas fir ... Incredible..." about 3 times in one conversation before people think you're weird.

You can only say "Can someone bring me an autopsy on the dead girl?" once

#twin peaks #if you're talking to someone who works in natural resources the number of times u can say incredible increases by a factor of at least 10 #also want to be clear here doug firs kick ass all the time #like for instance: the other day i learned they are not true firs and also not pines (but they are in the same family) #and also not true hemlocks!! but they bunged them together for some reason with a genus meaning False Hemlock