#and ik those omg are you eating is that they're happy for me it's just tough and it always has been even ranting is embarrasing

[inmaki]

ask and u shall recieve-- also i lowk meant them separately but honestly??? these along with the prev can also be read as a poly thing and it shouldn't make a difference because why have 1 when you can get both?

this is all set in a non-curse, very normal world college au btw because most of the jjk cast deserve to be happy ok? ok.

i know it's canon that gojo is actually big brained and he can literally do anything if he tries, buuut i also hc that he lacks culinary skills. like, he grew up rich, right? i'd imagine him have his parents' 50 maids cook for him. that or he just goes out to eat most of the time cause he has more pocket money than my entire bank account.

anyway, adding onto that, it becomes a problem when he's sick, because it's either you or geto to come take care of him cause my man can't cook to save a life. one time you got a fever to the point you couldn't get up and he was panicking because he doesn't know how to make soup or congee (savory rice porridge) for you, so he calls suguru in the middle of a lecture and the phone call basically went like

'okay, now add in the vegetables--'

'i burned the broth.'

'you what.'

safe to say suguru skipped the rest of his classes that day.

geto on the other hand, insists that he can take care of himself when he's sick. he only ever asks for you to do stuff for him if it's really bad, otherwise he'll probably just ask for cuddles.

either (or both) of them fall asleep relatively fast already when they're sick, but in your arms??? surrounded by your scent??? out like a light immediately.

yeah okay i still have so much more but i'm gonna stop before i go overboard ackbeuifnebu

p.s. completely unrelated ik but pls tell me i'm not the only one who's getting pissed off about this new wave of p*rn bots. i thought they couldn't get any worse but now they're putting tags on their post that are completely unrelated, and they don't properly censor the thumbnail images they use??? i don't want to have to block certain tags just because of the small minority but it's getting harder to ignore... tumblr get your shit together pls

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SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLT HI MELON NONNIE <3 omg im so sorry idk why i read it as like a scenario together but AHSBJHSBS SATORU BURNING BROTHHHH 😭😭 i honestly agree even if its canon that hes good at most things he tries im a firm believer cooking is js NOT one of them,, the best he can do is ramen and barbecue the meat for u 💀

i have a feeling that in the end suguru sneaks over to make your porridge/soup, then gives it to toru who brings it to you and ur js like. wow toru u made this?!!! meanwhile hes smiling nervously like y-yep!!!! HELP i love the idea of toru trying to take care of his sick s/o.. its so entertaining yet adorable

AND YES THOSE BOTS HAVE BEEN GOING CRAZY 😭😭 ITS SUCH A JUMPSCARE I HATE THEM idk how blr lets them get away w it 🧌

#inmaki #zuma’s 🍉 anon

[taegularities]

i have no idea if my previous on went through be tumblr said they had a problem sending my ask 🤨

RID i am so sorry to hear about the covid sob i hope u feel better soon and get back to good health, sending hugs and love!! 🫂 man the audacity of covid to show its face to u when it got death glared by kim taehyung like THIS?? (or u can imagine it wasn't covid that had his face like that...) https://twitter.com/blue_and_tae/status/1729656587692781936?s=46&t=c6PIFLP0d4AcbQ2vJ5sqWA

about the news- it's enlistment dates that have been circulating and they're very soon:') just sooner than we expected i think, nothing's confirmed but ppl did the math and they'd be discharged a few days before festa 2025 so... it seems true

AND OMG CMI... i LOOOVE me a big chunky chapter i can sit down and cry/scream/giggle about!!! i feel so Lucky that the updates always seem to align after my big exams like... i'm just so HAPPY cause they're really a big treat to me hehe i'm excited for whatever's in those ~30k words bc i Know i will eat it up sm, i literally have ss of my fav lines and parts when i read because they're just that GOOD!!!

sorry for talking so much TwT can i also ask for #16 from ur spotify wrapped? <3

- ofc, ik (i saw ur tags !! maybe u could give me an emoji or two that seems fitting or just any that u like hehe 🤲🏻)

babe hi!! i'm glad you sent the ask again, bc tumblr did not deliver it lol :') thank you, babe, that means a lot 😭 IT SUCKS SO BAD, like i can barely breathe today and i've so much to do kjsdfhjksg but we'll power through!! just finished an assignment! can tae keep staring covid down though.. i know everyone's intimidated by THOSE eyes </3

oh?! oh my gosh, i didn't even see. but honestly, i was expecting it to happen soon. dunno why, but for some reason i thought they'd leave the moment december started LOL so i'm less but also more hurt. bc i can't say goodbye yet. idk how :') i can't wait for them to come back around festa, though. it'll be when i'll be graduating as well!!! so another reason to celebrate.. gonna be A Time 🥺

ah see… i just know when to serve 💅 LOL but seriously, i'm glad the drops align so well with your schedule. hope you enjoy cmi11 thoroughly, bc there's a shit ton in there and it'll bring cmi12 and 13 even closer which are my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE so far, and oh god, y'all will have so much fun reading them, too. also... if you want.. share those fav lines anytime you want 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼 this my #16, i'm listening to it rn hahaha 😭

#dont apologise oh my god i love those long ass asks so much like i have so much fun reading them 🥺 love you!!!! #spotify wrapped #notes for rid 🌹 #ofc-ik 🐰 #totally okay with adding emojis but– i also wanna call u a name if you prefer any 🥺 since i can't call u 'hi ofc!!' 😭 (unless u like hhh)

[tottymatsuno]

Ik we all agree that my irl annoyance to lovers au is funny but what if he were still sweet even tho he finds me cringe? I contain multitudes and an oxymoron.

What I'm saying is it'd be so so funny if Todomatsu asked me on date to the petting zoo like he did with the cashier in s3e5 and he saw how ridic my animal phobias are.

Todomatsu: *holding my hand* What do you wanna see first today?

Me: Idk, I've never been to a place like this before! 😊😊😊

Todomatsu: You don't get out much, do you? 😒

Me: No, I guess not. *resists urge to traumadump* Anyways what kinda animals do petting zoos have?

Todomatsu: Hmm, well this one doesn't have as many like the more popular zoos but it was harder to get tickets for them. There's just the regular boring animals like goats -

Me: 😰

Todomatsu: You don't like goats?

Me: I'm scared of them...

Todomatsu: Okay then we don't have to see them. They have deer (😖) hmm, maybe not judging by that expression. There's also chickens (😱) no? I think we could pet some bunnies? You like bunnies don't you, you said they're cute? (they bite) What are you planning on doing to the rabbits to make them bite? There's also guinea pigs (they're too big!!) what do you mean they're too big? Wait nvm save that thought. There's some... Uh, sheep too ig? (💖) alright we'll see the sheep.

Me: Sheep are so cute, I love them! I do think bunny rabbits are cute too but they bite, and mice are cute too but scary. As long as you feed them for me everything will turn out just fine!

Todomatsu: You're so weird 💖

Me: *swinging his hand happily* I'm normal, you're the one with five clones and not a single funny bone between the six of ya. 💖

Todomatsu: It's too early in the day to lie so boldly. *reads the map* Alright, we can hang out with the animals until lunch and then we'll eat at a nearby cafe. That sound good? *leads me thru the zoo*

Me: Yeah! *we get closer to the petting area and I become visibly scared* Todomatsu...??? The beasts are walking among the people.

Todomatsu: Oh you're right. The feed is over there so wait here and I'll get some.

Me: *stands perfectly with my eyes shut still outside of the area bc I'm terrified* 😖

Todomatsu: Okay, I got some treats! And look, isn't this bunny the cutest little thing? *holds up bunny*

Me:.................... *delayed reaction* Cheese and crackers!!!!!! It's gonna bite you, put it down!

Todomatsu: It's not gonna bite, let's go inside now. Don't worry, I'll protect you from all the scary animals.

Me: 🥺 ok but if one of those guys get too close you need to destroy this zoo for me.

Todomatsu: I'm not going to do that but okay.

Me: *screams every 0.000009 seconds because I'm scared of the chickens, bunnies, guinea pigs, sheep, goats, and everything there*

Todomatsu: *exhausted by the end of the date* Sorry for inviting you out here 😑. Next time just tell me if you don't like the sound of a date that way we can have fun. 🙄 This was a terrible idea, but at least I know better now. 😞

Me: Oh I had a blast!! 💞 The bunnies were sooo cute, and the sheepie weepies omg ❤️. And that widdol pony, and even the baby goats were so sweet!!! 😍 Ahhh I really had a great time!! 💖 You are so nice, Todomatsu! I'm super happy we came here today! 😘 Let's go watch a movie at home now! 🥰

Todomatsu: You were scared the whole time! You didn't stop running and hiding behind me, what are you talking about?! What's with the history revision???

Me: Sometimes how much we love is what scares us the most.

Todomatsu: You're full of it!

Me: You're a dick, I'll have you know I can love what I fear. I had a turtle named Jimmy I loved, feared and respected.

Todomatsu:

#I had to Google this bc thats irl canon ive never been to one. Also this post is inspired by me seeing a big ass guinapig bc im scared #Tried to research a childrens zoo and at the Ueno zoo and couldn't find #irl me x todomatsu mixer au #This is so funny bc my wife asked me what animals do I love and aren't terrified of and I only could say cats and dogs ik #Todomatsu: I'm never inviting you anywhere again. When are you free next week? #tottyra

[wakasa-wifey]

OMG I AM SO SORRY 😭😭😭 I’ve been so busy writing this Jean Kirstein one shot (royalty au btw) that I forgot 🥺 I assigned you an emoji already though hehe 😄😄

Hey you got to sleep for 10 hours goodness that’s so cool 😍 and omg I love Eid, many of my friends are Muslims and the person who cooks for us is also a Muslim so the food I get to eat for iftaar is amazing 🥰 also, omg I believe the color would look great on youu!!

Wait MALAY?! Omg! Omg! Okay, so, I’ve been to Penang and I love the place. I’m sad that I couldn’t see the traditional dances but I’m sure that when I do get to go again, to Penang AND to KL, it would be wonderful 💕💕 also sign me up for slow dances hehe

If I’ll be honest, I can relate to you haha. Bollywood dance steps are usually hard to pick up, and I still find it hard sometimes but it should get better with practice and whenever you do get a chance to dance again, imma cheer for you from here 💛💛 and omg thank you so much it means a lot 😭😭

K3G I can’t imagine the number of times I’ve watched K3G, I even remember watching it on my birthday with my last roommate before I came back home. Bajrangi Bhaijaan’s so beautiful and you’re talking about 3 idiots hehe

IT'S FINEEEE!!! Being able to be in your element and write it away is a sacred thing bcs ik how bad it is to have writer's block we all do, so I'm happy that you don't have that! AND YEAYYYY I LOVE THE EMOJI <33 THANK YOU!! and i made up my mind, I'm gonna call you my sweetheart bcs you're so soft spoken i need to create a protection team soon.

YESSSSS sleeping is my hobby really hshshs and iftar food is always the best, especially after a full day of going out searching for Eid's clothes.

YES YES I'M MALAY! AND PENANG?!?! I LIVE NEAR PENANG HEHEHEHE. i agree with you! Penang is such a good place to visit if you know the place for historical sightings but otherwise it's much more known for the beaches. BUT IF YOU'RE HISTORY FREAK LIKE ME, i suggest going to Melaka, there's many historical sites you can visit and places where they perform traditional dances! But if you're planning on going to KL soon, do tell me so I can bring you around! I'm going back to university this May and it's near KL so ehe. KL is more of a city than historical site but there's a notorious traditional dance academy which usually holds a performance for selected dates and open to public! Or i can just bring you to my university, we have Performing Art course and they usually holds performances too!

I will teach you 'tarian zapin' the dance usually need partner to dance with!

my days to dance ended couple years ago hshdhd i can't excessively dance since i have this rod on my spine (i have scoliosis, it wasn't bad when i was small until i accidentally crack my spine falling half a feet during royal scout ascension camping) so i mostly just enjoy ppl dancing and turn my interest into makeup instead! i may not be performing on stage nowadays, but i do lotta backstage works with costumes and makeup!

Yesss!!! K3G is iconic we can't take that word away. Bajrangi Bhaijaan is so beautifully written, they're pressing on the minorities and historical war, which i absolutely geeked out at. I just love them really. YES YES 3 IDIOTS OH GODDDD how could I forgot the title. I love that movie sm! My mom and sis prefers bollywood movie with dances while I much more prefer those that have intricate story details but 3 idiots is too iconic to not love <33

#[you ask? sei answers!] #[mailbox📨:shyna❤️] #sei's sweetheart: shyna #sorry for late reply hshshs was having iftar earlier