#and it's a CHRISTMAS SPECIALLLLL

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

WAKE UP BABE NEW INFINITE MONKEYS OHTMB FIC JUST DROPPED

#and it's a CHRISTMAS SPECIALLLLL #y'all i'm absolutely obsessed with this #this series goes unupdated for over a year and then i post a oneshot and so does IM in the same week #YOU get an ohtmb fic! YOU get an ohtmb fic! #ohtmb

[lescretia]

ok so please picture taako screaming into a hairbrush-mic or whatever and lup is like doing backup fuckin “LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEAART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAAAAAYYY,, YOU GAVE IT AWAAAY THIIIIIIIIIIIIS YEAAAR TO SAVE MEFROM TEEARS ILL GOVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIALLLLL” it’s 3 in the morning pEoPlE aRe TrYiNg To SlEeP

lmao i’d imagine everyone on the starblaster just gets so used to it that eventually they just sleep thru it

[gay-in-the-way]

BRian Headcannon #1

Rian has a problem with Christmas.

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Rian: LAAASSSST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY THIIISSS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL (SPECIAL)!!

Bryson: It's not even Christmas yet. Hell, it's not even Halloween.

Rian: SHUT UP, BRYSON, THERE'S CHRISTMAS IN MY HEART!

Bryson: . . .

Rian: NOW I KNOW WHAT A FOOL I'VE BEEN BUT IF YOU KISSED ME NOW I KNOW YOU'D FOOL ME AGAIN

Bryson: God, why me? What did I do to diserve this?

Bryson: *thinking* Also, is that an invitation to kiss you or. . .?

Rian: FACE ON A LOVER WITH A FIRE IN HIS HEART A MAN UNDERCOVER BUT YOU TORE ME APART NOW I'VE FOUND A REAL LOVE YOU'LL NEVER FOOL ME AGAIN

Bryson: Wait, real love. . .?

Rian: LAASSSTT CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY THHIIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL (SPECIAL)

Bryson: Again, real love?

Rian: A FACE ON A LOVER WITH A FIRE IN HIS HEART A MAN UNDERCOVER BUT YOU TORE HIM APART MAYBE NEEEXXTT YEAR I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIALLLLL

Bryson, clearly enraged: wHO THE FUCK IS THE SOMEONE SPECIAL?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Rian: Uh. . . No one?

Rian: *thinking* Aha it's you but you're never going to find out because I'm a weak bitch.

Bryson: *thinking* When I find out whoever took MY Rian's heart, he will d i e.

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