#and linebeck is just some guy who like. commits petty crime and fucks around and finds out for money

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i feel like one of the main draws of the ganonbeck ship is that ganondorf is wildly out of linebeck’s league but it can work anyways

#tbh linebeck dating insanely out of his league seems to be the through-line between a lot of linebeck crackships #something enticing abt the idea of ganondorf basically having the pick of whoever the fuck he’d want and deciding on this skinny wet cat #ganonbeck #linebeck #ganondorf #like the other linebeck crackships i know of are with ghirahim or midna. powerful demon or twili royalty lol #tbh the setup of ganondorf being miles out of linebecks league is interesting in of itself #allows for exploration of why ganondorf likes linebeck instead of anyone else as well as how the fuck linebeck managed this #ganondorf is like. king of the gerudo wielder of power very skilled magic user a man important in hyrule as a whole #and linebeck is just some guy who like. commits petty crime and fucks around and finds out for money #this dumbass crackship has potential to be comedic tragic sappy dramatic adventurous. what the hell is happening but its fun #salty talks #dont mind me im struggling to write my ganonbeck oneshot but im making up for it by thinking Really Hard #man this really started bc a cool artist realized that linebeck and ganondorf could interact in ssbu