#and maybe instead of a self destruction road trip we get Hob spiraling about how much Dream deserves better lol

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Man, I can’t believe there isn’t a SINGLE Dreamling fic that deals with Hob finding out about what a crap girlfriend Thessaly (renowned TERF witch) was to Dream, like literally bad enough she contributed to kicking off his self-destruction road-trip and then said she never really liked him that way in the first place.

REGARDLESS of blame for the relationship souring, which is pretty par for the course for Dream, I can’t help but think that should they ever cross paths, Hob would have WORDS for the witch who broke his friend’s heart, and a pining Hob in particular would just have to look at that whole situation where Dream dated another human immortal and wonder why the fuck Dream courted her in the first place (Hob is right there) but that aside, I could see Hob pushing those feelings deep down so he could be there for his friend after, in a non-self-interested way, and quite possibly avert that entire aspect of the self destruction road trip…mostly because Hob is over here spiraling in completely different ways about how his friend deserves so much better and Hob’s subsequent meltdown about whether it’s breaking the bro code to offer to be that something better

#dreamling #no seriously I really just want to read about Hob going apeshit at Thessaly #and then having a crisis of WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON’T?? #Dream definitely flirted in 1789 so it can’t be just that she’s a woman?? #and maybe instead of a self destruction road trip we get Hob spiraling about how much Dream deserves better lol