#and none but fools by horsecrazy on ao3

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ah. it was merlin’s penis on arthur’s phone.

#rereading horsecrazy fics #this one genuinely almost killed me of seconhand embarrassment the first time round #this time all the embarrassing bits j made me laugh at just how idiotic those two are #anyways highly recommend #and none but fools by horsecrazy on ao3