#and now everyone is gonna be chill and kevin won't be so easily persuaded to sell jey to satan for one corn chip

[ybcpatrick]

well i certainly wasn't expecting any of THAT but i'm not mad at it! so WOOO

#shut up kell #wwe lb #i've been joking for weeks that all jey needs to do to get kevin to chill out on him is just give him a taste of his own medicine somehow #like if kevin were to bite jey jey would just have to bite kevin right back. and then kev would be Fine. like game recognizes game. #lowkey? this was that. and kevin initiated the hug. POLYCULE LIVES #also! this actually works BETTER for the survivor series match i'm thinking about!! because if tjd had interrupted the match tonight then— #there would still be weird tension between zowens + team yeet because of the lack of resolution for the titles #(particularly from kevin. of course. because he's a bitch and i like him SO MUCH) #so by having team yeet win clean AND pin kevin himself? now kevin has nothing to really be pissy about with them. #and now everyone is gonna be chill and kevin won't be so easily persuaded to sell jey to satan for one corn chip #and the polycule lives and the survivor series face team won't have any interpersonal conflicts!