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agendabymooner · 6 months

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ice ice baby ! oliver b. x ofc (driver!raikkonen!reader)

summary: kimi and vera raikkonen’s eldest daughter, romania ‘(a)roma’ coppola-raikkonen, debuted in formula one as an aston martin rookie for the mexico grand prix free practice alongside her designated ‘best friend’ ollie bearman, who drove for haas.

AND everyone seemed to be interested in their peculiar friendship… which was funny because they don’t seem to be friends in that way seeing as they referred to themselves by their ship name ‘the ice bears.’

content warning: use of explicit language, fluff, mentions of overprotective!dad!kimi raikkonen, simp!ollie, pet names, flirting on main, established relationship-esque (friends to lovers), brief mentions of coppola!ofc (vera) x kimi raikkonen, f2 drivers clowning each other, we bare bears reference

note: making this because i’m trying to immerse myself in other categories of motorsport that isn’t just f1 🫶 here’s some ollie bearman content

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

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tagged astonmartinf1, artgp_official, olliebearman

liked by theopourchaire21, arthur_leclerc, frederikvestiofficial

theopourchaire21 what happened to “through thick and thin theo” 🤧 what happened to “i’ll tag you in our photos later théo”

jolauriraikkonen my sister is a liar

kimimatiasraikkonen watch your words, johann

jolauriraikkonen oops my bad

frederikvestiofficial why am i not here 💀 i thought you’re gonna post our dump pics from the paddock but screw me and théo ig 😕

romaraikkonen 🥲 why am i being attacked

jackdoohan wait y’all got photos? 😀

user1 LMFAO NOT JACK BEING LEFT OUT BY THE QUADRUPLETS 😭✋ poor bby

artgp_official green looks good on you 🤩💚 liked by romaraikkonen

astonmartinf1 ice ice baby! 🥶🧊 liked by romaraikkonen

veracopparaikko happy to see you and the boys, aroma 😍 liked by romaraikkonen

theopourchaire21 mrs. raikkonen 🫶

jackdoohan 💪💗

frederikvestiofficial happy to see you too vera! ✨🙏

olliebearman theopourchaire21 jackdoohan frederikvestiofficial 🙂🙂 liked by romaraikkonen

user2 he’s staking his claim fr 😩

kimimatiasraikkonen 🤔🫥

user3 RIP OLLIE 😭

arthur_leclerc favouritism now that i see it 🙂

olliebearman as you should

user4 girlypop is one step away from barking at everyone and keeping roma from the boys 😭😭😭

olliebearman user4 🐕

user4 on it boss 🫡

tagged olliebearman

liked by felipedrugovich, victormartinsfr, arthur_leclerc

user1 ICE BEARS CONTENT 🥶😍

ferraridriveracademy the icegirl and our favourite simp 💗🫡

arthur_leclerc the most nauseating duo in the academy 🤩

theopourchaire21 real 💪

romaraikkonen cry about it 😩🙏

veracopparaikko soooo cute 🥰 liked by romaraikkonen

kimimatiasraikkonenn no he’s not 😑 liked by romaraikkonen

romaraikkonen DAD PLZ— 💀

user2 at least we know which raikkonen favours ollie and which one would rather leave him out in the cold

user3 live laugh love overprotective kimi

olliebearman grind on deez n— liked and pinned by romaraikkonen

romaraikkonen pinning this so everyone in the grid can shame you 😋

arthur_leclerc ollie… 😰

frederikvestiofficial jail behaviour

victormartinsfr put him in the doghouse

kimimatiasraikkonen 😐

theopourchaire21 TELL HIM KIMI!!!

olliebearman that’s my biggest regret ever.

romaraikkonen as it should

user4 y’all worried about putting ollie in the doghouse when they’re out here actually posting couple shit??? uhm????

user5 was this allowed???

romaraikkonen yeah

arthur_leclerc kimi caught her and ollie kissing once that’s why they’re open about it now haha 😂

romaraikkonen ARTHUR!!

olliebearman the lad isn’t wrong 😑

♡ moony’s reminder 🅶 (general): @hiraethrhapsody @avaleineandafryingpan

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thatonegaybastard · 1 year

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TThe lurzar is dead haha funny meme

Lurzar: 1A DA DA DA DA DA

Lurzar: 1T 1S GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD

Zerzia: POW *shoots lurzar* You are dead

Lurzar: AAAAAAUGH 1 AM DEAD.

Zerzia: Hehehehehhhh

Olly: ba ba bum bum ba dum ba bum

Zerzia: Aw zhucks *throws gun on ground*

Olly: *GASP* the lurzar is dead!

Lurzar: YES, 1 AM DEAD

Olly: /why/ is the lurzar dead?

Zerzia: I dunno

Lurzar: 1 TH1NK 1T WAS-

Zerzia and Olly: Zhh you are dead

Lurzar: OK

Jay: whatsup you wankies! who's up for a rap ba- WHOAH! what the heck just happened?!

Olly: the lurzar's dead.

Jay: THE LURZARS DEAD????

Olly: correct! :)

*celebration and applause*

Jay: :D

Olly: so, did you see the murderer?

Jay and Zerzia: no, zorry mate

Olly: *smacks hand on table* i will find them, i will /capture/ them, and then NO ONE WILL EVER DIE AGAIN!

Jay: oh well that's nice *applause*

Zerzia: Damn proud right now *also applause*

Jess: AAAATTTTEEEEENNNNTTTTTIIIIOOOONNNN!!!! The Lurzar is dead!!!!!

Olly: we know

Jess: Who killed him ????

Olly: we don't know

Jess: I will find clues ! *sniffs on the ground like a fucking dog* what's that? *grabs a gun* a weapon! That thing is why the Lurzar is dead!!!!

Olly, Jay, Zerzia: THE LURZAR IS DEAD?!

Jess: YES!!!! HE D I E D

Olly, Jay, Zerzia: 😰😰😰

Susan: INCOMING! *runs over jess with ambulance* MOVE! NOW! *shoves everyone out of the way and kisses lurzar on the nose*

Lurzar: *starts rising* HAHAAAA- *dies again*

Susan: In my medical opinion, THE LURZAR IS DEAD!

Jay: doc? what happened??

Susan: My professional opinion; *slams table* THE LURZAR WAS KILLED!

Olly: oh god

Everyone: *general commotion*

Susan: I don't think it's anything to worry about.

Olly: well what now?

Lizzos: CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERS >:D

Jay: oh COME ON

Lizzos: look at THIS! the freaking lurzars DEAD!! >:0

Everyone:

Lizzos: what do you think of that? :}

Everyone:

Lizzos: um

Jay: yes, yes, lizzos?

Lizzos: yeah?

Jay: GO HOME

Romzis: *makes a funny noise with the car horn*

Lizzos: oh SERIOUSLY!!! PHHHHHHBT *gets in the car* freaking unbelievable seriously you guys all suc-

Romzis: *crashes the god damn car*

Jay: ok lets get back to the point

Lurzar: 1 TH1NK LURZARS DEAD

Everyone: THE LURZAR IS DEAD????

Susan: OH NO, LIZZOS, I'LL HEAL YOU- *EXPLODES*

Lurzar: SER1OUS1Y? WHO K1LLED LURZAR

Drizee: it w44s *sips beer* me!

Everyone: *gasp!*

Drizee: I did it *drinks more beer* like this! *shoots jay*

Jay: AAAAAAAAUGH

Drizee: WHOOP DE DOO!!

Jay: *really dead*

Olly: 😨

Drizee: *sip* th44ts 44 joke l44ds.

Olly and Zerzia because they're the only fucking people alive: 😂

Drizee: *LOUD BURP* it w44s- *burp* her! *points at zerzia*

Olly: *GASP*

Zerzia: How did you know

Drizee: I didnt *BURP* t44t w44s 44 joke too! *chugs beer*

Zerzia: .....Heheheheheh HAHAHAHAHA

Zerzia: Thatz right it waz me

Olly: you monster!

Lurzar: BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

Zerzia: Cuz you're an asshole boy

Lurzar: WHAT!

Zerzia: And another thing youre Ugly

Lurzar: ZERZ1A STOP

Zerzia: What were you even thinking trying to play by yourzelf

Lurzar: ZERZ1A YOURE SO FUCK1NG RUDE! 1TS NOT FUNNY

Zerzia: A-

Lurzar: ZERZ1-

Zerzia: AWWH dammit Lurzar fuck off You are dead

Lurzar: NO YOU! POW *shoots Zerzia*

Lurzar: HAHA, YOU ARE DEAD! NO B1G SURPR1SE

Olly: well that was idiotic, off to fucking die! WATCH AND LEARN- *DIES*

Lurzar: 1 AM A11VE!

*everyone is dead around him*

Lurzar: 1TS N1CE

#oc rambling #THIS TOOK LIKE 40 MKNUTES TO TYPE OR SOMETHING

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theflyingfeeling · 2 years

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Princess!Joel AU summary, as requested by @briskythesovietspy (and inspired by this)

So you're getting modern royalty, that alright? 👸

Princess Joel enjoys the life of luxury and waking up in a king-sized bed every morning. But all the responsibilities and official public appearances? Not so much 🥱

He does run a highly informal Instagram account though, much like any guy his age would (and much to the nuisance of the royal family’s PR team 😰)

To say he likes to party is an understatement, and the press hasn’t nicknamed him and his partners in crime The Margarita Princesses for no reason 🥴 (even though the escapade in question was entirely Niko’s idea and they truly had thought the party they had attended after a royal wedding had been a private one)

(The crisis manager of the royal family is not paid enough, poor guy)

And when he’s not partying, he’s loitering around the palace or by the pool, or travelling to exotic locations (by the public train transportation, because he’s not that kind of Princess who uses excessive amounts of tax revenues for his own pleasure) 💸

He has a charity association that arranges band camps for kids whose parents can’t afford their children’s hobbies 🥺

Princess Joonas is Joel’s cousin and best friend, and possibly even worse than Joel when it comes to having a good time 🥳

The fact that they co-own a restaurant/club downtown does nothing for protecting their privacy, like their parents’ had hoped when they agreed to cover the deposit; quite the contrary actually. Literally everyone is welcome at The Royal Twins Bar & Bistro, which means literally everyone has seen Princess Joel standing up on a table screaming “I’m a motherfucking princess!” and Princess Joonas filling up many a glittery-decorated champagne classes with his own puke 🤦‍♀️

When they’re not busy partying, they like to hang out in Joonas’ bedroom, planning their outfits for their next public appearances 💅 (Joel owns exactly three (3) dresses, but thankfully Joonas is an expert at accessorizing)

They often borrow each other’s crowns and jewellery! 👑💍

Niko is Joonas’ step-brother via his father’s second wife (a commoner who his father married after his mother ran off with an American cult leader), so it’s not like they’re real brothers and Niko doesn’t even have a title (although Joonas is planning on changing that as soon as he’s given the chance and lends Niko a tiara whenever they are to attend a formal event), but their secret romance is a scandal waiting to happen, especially because the two of them could not give two shits about who sees them all smooched up (the poor crisis manager is running out of excuses to explain why the two were spotted with their tongues down each other’s throats at a nightclub again, as he’s already used up mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and “the Princess has been having some dental health issues recently and Mr Moilanen was merely offering his help, as he is an aspiring oral surgeon and will attend medical school next fall”)

Niko, upon reading the official statement at breakfast table: “Well, they got the oral part right 👅”

But then they actually MAKE him attend a prestigious med school, because 1) it is likely to give him something else to do during the day other than go on risky pizzeria dates with Princess Joonas; 2) it’ll make the aforementioned statement more believable (“really, Santeri 😐”) and make Niko seem more...proper, and 3) he could hang out with Princess Olli who is also attending medical school and is often photographed by the paparazzi hanging out at campus all by himself, which is raising all sorts of questions in the press as to why he seems to not have found his place in the academia while all his siblings (also attending prestigious universities) seem to be such social butterflies, heads of student associations etc. etc.

Perhaps Princess Olli just likes to keep to himself? 😤

Or perhaps, instead of making notes about his course materials on that notebook of his, he’s drafting his next letter to Prince Tommi of the neighbouring country.. 💌

They met at the aforementioned royal wedding and have been in correspondence since then. “That’s very 19th century of you, my friend,” Joel tells him, but Olli thinks it’s romantic 😌

Princess Joel himself has been in a “correspondence” in his Instagram dms with the son of the Prime Minister (oooohh is this a Red, White & Royal Blue AU? maybe so), which may or may not be the reason for his sudden interest in politics and why he insist to be present whenever the PM visits the queen. “I should get some practical experience for the future, don’t you think, Granny?” he reasons. His real motive? To have the PM’s long-suffering assistant deliver a very important, umm, folder? to Mr Kaunisvesi Jr. 😇

(it’s his lacy panties)

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #you aren't ready for the final bullet point #also i couldn't resist including the others as well #i mean how could i have?#aleksi would look lovely in a crown too but there's a reason why he isn't wearing one #pretend here's wearing a suit lol #(jesus christ it was such a struggle formatting the text?? the fuck you won't do italics for me dude?!)#alright back to finishing that spin-off to the hockey au now

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shitteryfuckery · 2 years

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So everyone here is like human human??

What about ollie??? Wait does ollie exist in this universe 😰😰

ollie exists, yeaah he's just... off somewhere And we're whatever you/we want to be

#Latheivin

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theflyingfeeling · 2 years

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i love your au stories so much!! thinking about a bc exotic vacation story 👀 how would that turn out?

(if it can include joeleksi would be great)

Thank youuuu 💛

"How would that turn out", you ask? Well, there are literatelly a hundred and one ways, each one more ridiculous than the last 😂

I hope you like this summary of Aleksi trying to be responsible, Joel being a soft baby, Olli barely surviving the trip alive, Tommi taking care of him, Niko wishing they had gone to Lapland instead, and Porko being..Porko 😅

Aleksi, the good bean he is, wants to spoil his boys by taking them on a vacation to an exotic location, far far away from the cold, snowy Finland. He knows it's a little over the top, but ever since he joined the band, he's been the happiest he ever has before, despite all the occasional struggles, so he really wants to give back to the boys for making his life so much better 🖤

Niko, his partner in crime, keeps teasing Aleksi about taking Joel on a honeymoon now that they're more-or-less official (to their families and closest circle of friends at least; the public has not been given a confirmation about the nature of their relationship yet (as if there's need for that, them being so obviously smitten for each other)) 😏

Niko is so far off though, as it's clearly not a honeymoon; the other guys will be there too for starters?! 🙄

(Besides, going with only Joel would have seemed way too suspicious in case the public was to find out about it, and their thing is really at such an early stage that they're determined to keep a low profile as long as they can)

The 12-hour flight to their destination includes 1) Tommi bumping his head on something whenever he gets up, 2) Joonas thinking he's gonna die whenever they experience minor turbulance, 3) Joel almost dropping his phone in the airplane toilet ("Why did you bring your phone to the toilet, you dumdum?" (the answer: he was bored and wanted to send Aleksi d*ck pics), 4) Olli drinking beer with a straw, 5) Niko watching Air Crash Investigation for hours, just to mess with Joonas and Joel, 6) Aleksi wanting to cuddle Joel so bad when he falls asleep against his shoulder because he's just too adorable, but one of the flight attendants recognized them so it's a no-no, and 7) Joonas and Niko joining the mile-high club for the lols (or at least there's a very determined attempt 🙈)

When they arrive in their destination at last, they're all so exhausted that they end up spening the first day locked up in their hotel rooms. Joel and Aleksi know they should be sleeping, but instead they want to catch up on all the snuggles and smooches they haven't been able to do for almost 24 hours 🥰

In the evening they're feeling a little more refreshed, so they all head down to the beach to have a little party of their own. Most of the sunbathing tourists have left by then so the place is occupied only by a local couple and their dog who immediately befriends Joonas, begging for tastings of his ice cream 🐶🍦 This results in Joonas getting ice cream stains all over his new pretty floral shirt, so he has to return to the hotel to change

Tommi: "Are you sure you remember the way?"

Joonas: "Y-yeah? 😰"

Niko: *sighs* "Yeah, I'll go with him 😑"

Then Olli attempts to start a sandball war with Tommi but ends up getting bitten on his finger by a crab 😂😬 So they have to go back to the hotel to desinfect the wound because Olli does not want to end up with some kinda tropical fever again

For some reason, none of the guys ever return to the beach 🤔 Aleksi for sure could not have planned any of that even if he had tried to, but he's thankful to have a moment's peace with Joel, admiring the calm sea and the stars above it ✨💕

(Perhaps Joonas never got around to putting a clean shirt on 😏 Perhaps Olli was feeling a little dizzy after his traumatic encounter with the crab after all 🤭)

The sand under their toes is still warm, but not as warm as Joel's hand in Aleksi's 💓

The breeze from the sea is soft, but not as soft as Joel's lips 💞

They would've done it right there on the beach, had a beach guard not interrupted them and started angrily shouting at them 🙊

(They don't dare go back to that beach for the rest of the trip)

One day they go hiking to see some historical ruins on top a mountain. In the tourist brochure it was said to be one of the most fascinating attractions in the area, but when they get there, it seems to be just a brick wall barely standing up, nothing too interesting nor remarkable. Thus, out of boredom, Joonas and Olli start a came of jenga, daring the other to remove one more brick

One of the bricks falls on Olli's toe and Tommi has to give him a piggyback ride back 😫

(and Joonas is low-key jealous, because Tommi's piggyback rides are the best 🥺)

Aleksi tries fixing the damage they've made to the ruins the best he can, since really doesn't want them to get an entry ban to the whole island lol

(Later, back at the hotel, Tommi looks at the map again and realises they had climbed the wrong fucking hill 🙃)

Meanwhile Niko, detesting the hot weather and, decided to skip the trip altogether and is having a wonderful time sipping on a cold beer at the hotel's terrace 😎

On their way down, Aleksi finds a pretty flower by the side of the path and tucks it behind Joel's ear 🌸

Joel blushes tremendously and can't stop smiling for literal hours. He makes sure not to ruin the flower when they go swimming, and he hates having to take it off when they go to bed, its pedals already falling off. Aleksi promises to find him a new one the next day 😘

Another day they make a trip to a national park and, the weather being a little too hot and humid for northern Europeans, agree on only doing the shortest route (1,5 km), during which 1) Joonas manages to get lost while befriending yet another dog (and no one notices until they're back having drinks at the national park's visitor centre), 2) Joel is brutally attacked by a demonic killer bird that almost pecked his eyes out while screaming at him like it was trying to cast a lethal curse on him!! (=a cute little birdie flew by), 3) Olli drops HIS BEST CAP in the river while they're crossing a hanging bridge, 4) Tommi has to physically restrain Olli from jumping after it, 5) Niko films the whole episode and nearly chokes on air laughing, and 6) Aleksi sweating because he picked up a heart-shaped rock to give to Joel later but now he's not sure if he should have? Like, what if it was some kinda sacred rock and now they're all gonna be cursed or at least banned from the whole continent for fifty years for offending their honour?! 😰

He forgets about it when they have to go back looking for Joonas. They find him sitting on the ground next to the path like a lost child (..which he is, lbr), almost (definitely) bursting into tears when he sees his friends 😭

And like consoling a child, they buy him an extra-large portion of ice cream at the visitor centre to make up for momentarily forgetting about him 🍨

Once back at the hotel, Joel and Aleksi fall straight on their bed 🥰

Joel: "Is that a rock in your pocket or are you just really into this?"

Aleksi: "Oh, right, actually..."

I mean, he is into it too, of course 😌 He feels a little silly about the rock by now though, but luckily Joel is completely taken by the gesture 🥰

On their last night at the location they have drinks by the pool, all of them more or less tired and maybe already a little homesick, so the evening is quite peaceful by their standards, the biggest drama being when someone (Joonas) accidentally downs someone else's (Olli's) drink 🤡

(Niko sees it best not to point out the rather big spider on the back of Joonas' chair)

Meanwhile Aleksi and Joel retreat to one of these kinda chairs to cuddle and make out in peace 💕

So it may not have been a honeymoon, but Aleksi sure is planning on taking Joel on one eventually.. 👨‍❤️‍👨

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #this turned out surprisingly soft and romantic?#btw one of my colleagues at my previous workplace for real watched air crash investigation or something like that during her flight 😂😨#to which my other colleague commented: ''do you also watch titanic when on a cruise ship?'' 🤣

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theflyingfeeling · 2 years

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Have you ever watched Misfits? The juvenile delinquents that end up on community service and get super powers in a freak storm? That would be a perfect AU if you feel up to it! 😊

I LOVED Misfist! At least until most of the original cast was still there 😅 I would so much like to come up with an original plot for this but I'm afraid supernatural things are not my speciality and I'm completely drawing a blank with coming up with new superpowers for the guys, so I hope you won't mind if I just use the ones from the show instead?

Feel free to add your ideas for Misfits-like shenanigans!

I'm gonna say Joel as "Kelly" with the power of telepathy, because he's obsessed about knowing what people think about him (his character in this AU, that is, not real life Joel) 👀

Olli as "Curtis" with the power to turn back time so that he can at least try and save all those bass guitars he addicentally destroyed 😂

Tommi as "Simon" with the power to turn invisible, because he sometimes he's just tired of everyone's bullshit 😑

Niko as "Alisha" with the convenient power to turn people on (seuxually) with a snap of his fingers 🥵 (although this could easily be anyone of them tbh)

Joonas as the immortal "Nathan" (and just like with Nathan, the immortality is turned off when he's intoxicated, which is ironic and inconvenient, as that's exactly when he most needs his superpower (and the more drunk he is, the less he remembers he's no longer immortal)) 💀

aaaaand Aleksi as "Rudy" with the ability to split himself half to his two personas Aleksi Kaunisvesi and Alex Mattson 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻

And I suppose we should address the reasons why they're in community service? Why, Joel crashed his stepfather's car out of frustration and pettiness, Olli accidentally stole someone's bike, Tommi took part in a pub fight, Niko participated in a riot, Joonas was nude in public, and Aleksi keeps "forgetting" to buy his meals at restaurants

And who else but Santeri would be their probation officer? 😆 He really has the worst job in the world..

Plotlines include 1) Joel persuading Olli to go back in time to put something in Joel's stepfather's morning coffee. Olli feels awful about this, but seeing the way the man treats his family, Olli starts pitying Joel (even more than he did already) and oohhhhh feelings evolve!! 🥺 2) Tommi not understanding why Aleksi would want to be two people at once, when Tommi is sometimes tired of being just one person. What's worse, both of Aleksi's personas are ridiculously charming 😰 3) Niko and Joonas being a match made in hell, with Niko's immense flirting and Joonas' tendency to get naked. Poor Santeri the probation officer swears he'll quit if he walks in on the two of them going at it in the locker room one more time

And speaking of Santeri? He was also granted a superpower in the storm, namely that of never-ending patience 😂 (so he'll never actually quit)

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #this has so much potential but alas i ran out of braincells 😅#the comments / tags are open for discussion and additions 🙏#also. robert sheehan my most beloved 🖤

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