#and provides pole dance entertainment on the yacht

[cherrynika]

Fernando Alonso on Instagram: "I would like to be featured on a James Bond movie, now that I signed for Aston Martin"

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#he's also busy advertising for sunreef again #eco villian? #eco friendly villain? #based in monaco #waging war with bond using the earnings from his eco friendly hedge fund and bitcoin exchange #he speaks 5 languages and has a #chef/gardener/bicycle repairman #that he occasionally sleeps with #and provides pole dance entertainment on the yacht #charles leclerc to be cast as the young bond #in an attempt to be incognito all ss agents now have french accen #seb loeb is the spymaster #and ocon provides the tech and decryption services #when he's not playing with his pet falcon