#and the vampire is queen is like “ur funny. i'm keeping you”

[freezethebeez]

Oh and this song is literally about a vampire haha

LETS GOOOO MORE VAMPIRE MUSIC ah i can really never have enough. love me some vampire music :thumbs_up:

#people asking me things #the lyrics in this one were silly it reminded me of a small little story idea i came up with earlier #it's like lesbian vampires + royalty + ritualistic sacrifice of human flesh to the vampire queen once every full moon #the vampire queen is so used to having the sacrificial humans go out kicking and screaming #but this new one comes along and she is straight up like “omg wait ur so hot actually pls bite me” #and the vampire is queen is like “ur funny. i'm keeping you” #the human is so endearingly cringefail but so is the vampire queen just in a girlboss way #they are lesbian lovers also who sort through the differences in their cultures #(our human friend does not enjoy watching the sacrificial feastings. it is not pleasant watching humans getting ripped apart) #(but also she kinda wishes it was her LMAO) #i don't really have a conflict but if i can settle upon one i might actually turn it into a thing maybe #right now it's just a silly little idea in my head hehe #(it's also definitely not a self insert nope not at all why would you ever think that)