#and then i get tipsy & smear my face with chocolate while sitting on the sofa marathoning halloween movies

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I made an etsy wedding registry but it’s literally just they/them pronoun pins

#unfortunately a lot of these are out of stock atm :( #i want the first one as a halloween gift i like its sense of Pizzazz #'halloween gifts who gives halloween gifts' fun fact that is actually a tradition I've instigated among friends #no one gives adults free candy on halloween (which is a travesty & tragedy for Me Personally) #so i make Adult Halloween Gift Bags for myself and others. they contain: 1. fancy candy like godiva or chocolate covered cherries #2. favorite cheap candy that you loved most as a kid (bc Nostalgia) and 3. pumpkin beer & tiny bottles of booze (that's the adult part) #and then i get tipsy & smear my face with chocolate while sitting on the sofa marathoning halloween movies #starting with Hocus Pocus & ending when i pass out in the middle of Dracula (1931) with Philip Glass's soundtrack blarring in the backgroun #it is Fantastic actually. i hate parties so it's more fun to stay home and haunt my own house #anyway--don't feel pressured to celebrate with crowds and loud noises if that's not your scene #this applies to all sorts of holidays--celebrate in a way that feels right to YOU. #if you have to pressure yourself into having 'fun' you may need to rethink your definition of fun. #do things you enjoy in a setting you enjoy with people (or pets) you enjoy. it doesn't have to be Big and Loud to be a Damn Good Time