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this is a large, dignified lady going on a power walk. she is minding her own dang business. pursuing EXERCISE and FRESH AIR. god forbid plus-sized queens do anything

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

#Youtube #“she's disrupting traffic!” why do americans hate pedestrians? #maybe make your roads less hostile to foot traffic!!!

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"elephant runs loose through Montana downtown" she went for a WALK

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

#she went on a CALM AND CASUAL STROLL. she pursued EXERCISE AND FRESH AIR #'escaped circus elephant disrupts traffic' the fact that american roads are so hostile to pedestrians is NOT👏HER👏RESPONSIBILITY👏👏👏 #god forbid women do anything

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Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

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nvm those tits are REAL

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#obvsly all tits r real and then some #(by which i mean all tits that aspire to be tits ARE tits...PLUS some fun extras that didn't aspire at all) #but there's tits and then there's THE BIT #and BABY I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH #to say no (to the bit)

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deeply gorgeous artistic rendering of my tags:

it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#holy cheese n grits #posts with art #eclipse #opened my dash and everyone was talking about the weather so here have an eclipse post #ANYWAYS. the earth in the last panel is licking her lips it's causing tidal waves #ALTERNATIVELY! she's drooling that's the ice caps melting

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@letmelickyoureyeballs oh u meant EATING THEM eating them. alluring.

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

#glamorous. dazzling. rock star behavior

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she's winking! the Sun is winking flirtatiously at her wife the Earth! quick everybody wink back

it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#'if the sun and earth are married what about the moon' #they're all married to each other (and they are lesbians) #sapphic celestial polycule. self explanatory

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it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#it is winking at you! the sun is winking flirtatiously at earth. wink back

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*consumes you uncritically*

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team rocket bisexual power couple

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corvid ass website

i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

#proud of us for being able to universally agree you do NOT. FUCK. WITH MONKEYS.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

#giving a new and improved meaning to 'the straight man' #'no I didn't say they were a straight COUPLE i said that one's the straight man. his husband's the clown'

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"hindsight is 20/20" idk i'm seeing a lot of people who need their eyes checked

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FAKE TIT ALERT

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#i think it's a coal tit actually. can anyone confirm?