#anyway. am i saying that carolyn deserves to hit burke with a fire poker. yes.

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#instant widow; just add firepoker! #anyway. jokes in poor taste aside. like mother like daughter. #love how the show urges you to read carolyn's relationship problems as a prequel to liz's own: that both liz and carolyn fell; #for charming strangers unconnected (really - in Paul's case; or seemingly - in Burke's) to the weight of Collinsport's past; #who aren't interested in them as people and only have their eyes on the Collins family - either for wealth or for revenge. #neither Liz nor Carolyn want the safe choice (Bill; Joe) even if they come to regret the unsafe one. and both are chained at the ankle; #to Collinwood. only Carolyn's chain is a little longer - but no less real. #carolyn stoddard #elizabeth collins stoddard #dark shadows #anyway. am i saying that carolyn deserves to hit burke with a fire poker. yes.