#anyway. we shouldn't lose this contextual riverdale lore

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can i tell you all about my conspiracy theory that roberto chose to do heathers as the season 3 riverdale musical specifically to SEO-bomb and suppress out of google-documented existence that horrible right-wing heathers 2018 miniseries that was developed as probably the most blatantly contemptuous cash-grab riverdale rip-off of all time so far

heathers the edgy tv reboot was essentially the evil (straight, boomer-oriented) version of riverdale that tvland funded. it came out in 2018, was hated by everyone and undoubtedly flooded the riverdale media team's google alerts during its whole short and notorious run

and nowdays. well. guess how many qualifiers you have to add to your google search to find reviews of that horrible 2018 heathers reboot where all the minorities were the real bullies because they could cancel people. it's a lot of qualifiers if you don't want to just see chapter fifty-one: big fun

#watching it now with katie bc i can't stand the thought of watching something i have to try to like that isn't riverdale #it's so terrible #anyway. we shouldn't lose this contextual riverdale lore #it's so relevant now when we are once again reminded about roberto's pettiness and interest in schemes and long games and contrivances #it's amazing that someone could try to make riverdale and notice so many details about its style but miss the mark so so badly #like it's so bad and so hateful. the hatefulness really can't be understated this show is a meme about librul snowflakes #and it has a character who is such a jughead knockoff but the kind of jughead knockoff your worst older relative would design #would love to get the jughead nation's takes on 4chan guy weird weirdo JD from heathers (2018) tbh. i'm obsessed with how much he bothers m