#anyways happy side by side by susan blackwell: falsettos thanksgiving video day to all who celebrate

[11x13kyle]

kyle: i came out to my parents when they discovered gay porn on my computer while i was at tolkien’s house choreographing a hip hop dance. and i got a call from—

kenny: seems like a hat on a hat, i don’t know…

kyle: well, right! which is why i was shocked because i thought they already knew. but i got a call while i was like mid-shoulder brush from my mother being like “where are you?” and i was like “MMI’m at tOLkien’s house!” and she was like “You Need To Come Home Now.” and i went home—

kenny: they confronted you about this???

butters: well it’s PORN—

kyle: about finding porn on the family computer???

kenny: how old were you??

butters: 16? no?

kyle: like……15, 14…..

stan: well, yeah.

kenny: i guess so.

kyle: i can’t believe i’m telling this story……

cartman: give us alllll the details

kyle: i went home after choreo—we finished the dance, he drove me home in his infinity suv, and—

kenny: bougie.

butters: whaaaat????

kyle: and i walk into the house, it is pitch black, and i just see the backlit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen just like…..she brings me down, and rather than just like having like a nice “let’s talk about this” she starts like bringing up, opening up all the websites

all: oooooh…..

kyle: and i don’t know what to DO, and i’m just going “EW! WHAT is that?! THAT’S disgusting!” meanwhile i’m like “yeah, tuesday, yeah wednesday, thursday i didn’t do anything, but friday—”

cartman: so dramatic

kenny: where was—

kyle: and then my dad comes down in like his tighty whities and he’s like “kyle, if it’s yours, just tell us.” and then—

stan: IF it’s yours?????

kyle: they found—well hold on. hold on. they found like this weird fax like a document that nobody recognized and i was like “wEll, OBVIOUSLY someone’s hacked into our computer!” and they BELIEVED ME.

#i know my last post was kenny not kyle but the story in of itself is WAY more kyle #anyways happy side by side by susan blackwell: falsettos thanksgiving video day to all who celebrate