#average durge playthru

[stormsofasorceress]

[disciple z'rell opening up durge!tav's mind]

disciple z'rell @ astarion: damn bro your gf is literally a fucking freak who wants to bathe in the blood of her enemies and kill everything that walks. also she wants to comb your hair and kiss you stupid????

literally astarion:

#average durge playthru #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 memes #astarion x dark urge #astarion x bloody mary #the way this sends me #my man just standing there like yeah. she might be unhinged. so what. #king ally of 'i support all of womens wrongdoings. bonus points if theyre into me'

[pluviatrix-talks-too-much]

under the cut are lines from my last two playthrus of bg3 that made me laugh or cry or both. spoilers but i also want to convince at least one person to play bg3.

astarion's character growth from act 1 to act 3 if you're playing a good playthru. besides the yenna rescue approval (which is a gutpunch when you get it for the first time) if you rescue duke ravengard, the duke says the following line and astarion approves, when there were several moments in the earlier acts where he got pissy about rescuing people. also, the 'seeing the sun' and 'to be free' and astarion approval triple whammy got me GOOD. right in the chest

2. after nightsong-selûne but before her 3 am breakdown haircut

3. astarion i should kill you with hammers for making me feel like this. i'm like a sack of broken glass and i am not immune to durgestarion. also three cheers for growth and breaking the cycle of abuse

after this dialogue below (after dame aylin bane'd lorroakan), i picked the selected option and he was like 'nuh uh!!! it's gonna be awesome and i'm gonna magically be all better and he'll be DEAD.' and . YIKES

4. not dialogue but still. godless heathens

5. doing an origin astarion run and this is what he says about the sun. what if i died

6. minthara being pissy about being left out at the epilogue party

7. shadowheart trans real???

8. UNIVERSAL approval. we win these. i think this was about convincing wyll not to kill karlach. everyone likes karlach.

9. karlach being my favorite character just cuz she's SO unbelievably golden-hearted. she breaks my heart i have her post-gortash monologue tattooed onto my brain

10. GALE!??!?

11. my durge was an oath of ancients paladain. they broke their oath when they freed the vampire spawn under cazador's castle (which i have a LOT of thoughts about...) but when the oathbreaker knight showed up there was a lot of interesting dialogue. i didn't get all of it. it's so crazy the creators thought to address this b/c i was definitely wondering and ugh i was eating it up

and that last one right there ^^ is the thesis of redeemed durge, isn't it!! and interestingly enough, gale was the only person who had anything to say about my durge reswearing their oath. that might be that everyone else was caught up in the end of astarion's questline tho. thinking tho this might be about freeing the spawn. who knows

12. average bg3 side quest:

hmmm i'm gonna have to rb with lines that made me laugh huh. hold on