#bc i would Love those cupcakes filled with like... syrup and shit yk what i mean

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i love cakes filled with sprinkles. i think all cakes should bleed when you stab them

#theyre so fun! you remove a slice and their guts spill out!! #cake insides! sprimkles!!!! #one day i wanna get like... festively colored organ-shaped sprinkles #and fill a cake w/ em. #how do people even do the sprinkle filling.... #ive never actually had one though i desperately want to. i wanna stab a cake & have it bleed so badly #ohhhh internal organ sprinkles & sliced strawberries marinated in sugar #strawberry blood..... #it just sounds fun!! #spice up celebrations! #in the unlikely event i am ever attending my own wedding. i would like the big ol cake to have this feature #also if my partner isnt willing to eat an entire tier together with our bare hands then im getting a divorce <3 #what was i talking about. sprinkle cakes. yes #clapping and cheering as the cake's insides spill everywhere #absolutely unprompted #yk i wish i could stand textures where its like 'liquid inside of solid' #bc i would Love those cupcakes filled with like... syrup and shit yk what i mean #bite into a cupcake and have its blood go everywhere. yeah. #man i want cake.... #i could probably walk to the store and get myself one. but also do i really want to walk 20 mins there and 20 mins back #no!!! i do not!! #ok if i sit here and daydream vividly enough maybe i can trick my brain into thinking we're actually eating cake #ough to have some nice tasty devils food rn... ohhhh or a black forest cake... coconut... strawberry shortcake... rum... #just discovered that my cat will let me pick her up and scream into her belly like its a pillow #she's a true homie...