#bc let's be honest he's dogshit at hiding it and privacy is a modern invention

[bardnuts]

going as long as possible with Astarion as your only party member (and playing dark urge) is probably one of the funniest early-game experiences there is

Imagine: random chance frees you from 200 years of slavery and you team up with this random, extremely bad vibes stranger for "protection," except each of you is completely convinced the other might kill you in your sleep (one of you has horrifyingly worrying intrusive thoughts and the other has already pulled a knife at least once). You dont have 20 strength between you. You can barely protect each other but at least this random freak is SOMEONE and you need SOMEONE or Cazador will find you and grab you. So you attach yourself at the hip and try to ignore the way this strange amnesiac mutters "blood" to himself when he thinks you're not listening

and OK, you think, the other guy hasn't killed me yet and he definitely has had ample opportunity, but you're SO THIRSTY and neither of you have slept through the night yet because you're too busy keeping watch on one another, so maybe he's finally tired enough that you can just take a little bite while he's--oh shit

I spent three days like this. It was a delightful little interlude and everyone should try it

#he does have special dialogue if you long rest for the first time with only him recruited #but also i just love that my durge & astarion were roughing it for like 3 days before they found any other survivors #every night: so no tentacles yet huh #nope #well i'll decapitate you if you decapitate me #the dynamic of all time #astarion tag #bg3 #astarion x durge #you find out about his vampirism on the third night if this happens #like SUPER early #bc let's be honest he's dogshit at hiding it and privacy is a modern invention