#been considering to do a tierlist ranking BBAU chr. based on how likely they’d get arrested

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What is your least/dislike bbau character?

Oooooooo, I have disliked a BBAU character, but not because the character is bad. In fact I’ve never thought any BBAU character was bad, either because there’s not enough information on them; or the thing I dislike about them is intentional and in moderation, so you don’t end up with fladerisation. So the dislike gets over-ridden by my appreciation for the author succeeding in their goal. So while I dislike them, I do not think they are a bad character.

Some examples

Dislike for Appearance

Stealing Machine from Billy’s Basic Educational Game. The flesh colour on the cockroach body is uncanny; and unintentionally made Billy’s Camping Game a horror game more than it should’ve been. The wires sticking out and the fact you can see the “bone lines” on the “shoulders” and “stomach” is freaky! Why does he have a rib cage! (I know why, it’s to protect the inside, but why is it visible!). No wonder Billy covered you up with a vending machine costume — aside from being a practical way to store stolen items. The fly head with the lion’s mane is… I feel like it’d be cool to draw but enhhh, I don’t… It’s… Ugly. The glitchy pattern is cool though, and the colour palette is actually super nice and complementary — beige and purple is a good combo apprently. So even though he’s ugly, it’s not a bad character design!

Dislike for Personality

Fake Alex from Alex’s Basics in Biology and Zoology. He could be arrested for so many crimes, he’s the type of antagonist that’s just evil, no sympathetic backstory, he’s just evil. And I love that for him, but also hate him extremely for!

He is perversive with his power:

He knows that Asmodena is desperate to return back to hell and reunite with her family. So he uses her emotional vulnerability to persuade her into working for him, and keep her working for him. 『she has been in the realm of ABiBaZ, intending to gain more experience before returning to Hell.』 -Asmodena article in ABiBaZ wiki

Yells at his staff, constantly.

Creates a hierchy wherein the least favourite have to be treated worse than the most favourite — refer to Scrina and Dolly. 『He tells me i can ask this robot to do anything i want and if it doesn't work just hit it』 -Asmodena article in ABiBaZ wiki

Does what benefits him without consideration for the other person:

Kidnaps Scrina so that he has someone to build the college for him. When she doesn’t cooperate, he attempts to sell her off to at least make all the effort he put into kidnapping her worth it.

Mistreats his students/staff:

Ripped off Candy/Candice’s arm and possible other body parts. Since she can regenerate Alex probably uses that “damage immunity” as a way to turn her into a free food supply; or stress toy.

When refusing to cooperate or stressed he traps Scrina in the Alex Dimension and treats her like a “stress toy.”

Berates Scrina to the point of breaking her self-esteem, 『sulking and calling herself "useless trash" periodically』 -Scrina article in ABiBaZ wiki

Despite all this mistreatment though, he doesn’t just hurt them randomely. Common pattern is that while he is noisy all the time, he only hurts them when he is upset or feels like “punishing” them. So he isn’t brain dead. Obviously if your staff dies then no one gets to work for you! And if you hurt your staff so much they leave, then they won’t want to work it you.

Horrible person; fun character. Rest in pain, fake Alex ♥︎ you do not deserve that pretty bowlcut, Dolly or Real Alex’s swagger.

#there should’ve been more categories but this is getting super long and I can’t think of anymore criteria to rank them on #give me a criteria and I’ll tell you what character does best or worst in it (opinion) #been considering to do a tierlist ranking BBAU chr. based on how likely they’d get arrested #canned asks #loaf of text #alex abibaz #stealing machine bbeg #billys basic educational game #alex basics in biology and zoology