#belieber crouch jr

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barty seduced evan by serenading him with everyone’s fave romantic love song - boyfriend by justin bieber

#barty crouch jr #rosekiller #nobody actually cares but this is SO funny to me #they call him belieber crouch jr #or i do at least #adding the tag bc i’m annoying about this now #belieber crouch jr

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bartylus as jelena and then evan as hailey. you guys don’t get it

#have been in the car for like ten hours now guys you must allow me to be a little silly #a little goofy #a little absurd #belieber crouch jr #the return of that tag except this time barty is just jb full stop #im sorry guys #this is hilarious to me

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piping hot and entirely correct take for you all this evening: barty crouch jr would’ve loved justin bieber in his believe/journals era, like young young jb

#keep seeing people doing jb dancing to maria on my tiktok fyp and all i see is bartemius #like songs like flatline… #the classic slightly incomprehensible whiny vibe #also bcj would’ve had the jb sweeping side fringe #i believe that with every single atom in my body #just saying guys!!! #barty crouch jr #belieber crouch jr

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okay picture this gang:

year 10 end-of-year talent show, barty crouch jr in the most low-hanging jeans you have ever seen, like i’m talking halfway to his knees here, a grimy purple zip-up hoodie and dark sunglasses, hair swooped across his forehead like god (jb) intended.

he walks out on stage and starts singing ‘that should be me’, making pointed, painful eye-contact w reg (who has been hanging out with james an awful lot recently) the entire time

yes, he also has choreography

#belieber crouch jr #i am literally talking to myself here lmao #but i keep thinking about it #bartylus

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“how could you pull the plug and let me flatline?” - bartemius crouch jr. being angsty in his room (w appropriately dramatic dance moves) after his two week year 7 relationship broke up w him bc he didn’t reply to their messages on kik

#barty crouch jr #also the song slaps like old jb had some bangers icl #standing by my ‘barty was a belieber’ post btw #doubling down on it in fact #he’s such a little loser i love him #this is humour to me actually #and also slightly aggressively british i fear #like was kik a worldwide thing?? or did that just exist in british secondary schools?? #belieber crouch jr

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guys it’s funny to me to think that barty’s parents are these big christians so they take him to church or whatever and he just. doesn’t believe in it… but then he’s maybe 12/13 and picture him in church, singing along to the songs SO loudly, and really badly wanting to believe in it all bc justin bieber is a christian and maybe if he’s a christian too jb will give him just one chance…

#fun fact this post is actually about me #like it’s a genuine true story i’m not kidding #hilarious to me now actually but i was so serious about it at the time #belieber crouch jr #this is so silly to me #ummmm #kara lore #back when i thought i was straight… and thought i was religious #but actually the reason i ever became a jb girly is so interesting to me…. #but you guys don’t need to hear that xxxxxx #it’s between me and the other part of my brain that likes to pretend to be a therapist….. #or between me and the god i don’t believe in i guess