#berserk heacanons

[novelelitist]

could i request a besercu with a master who fears him? like they bring him on all the singularities bc hes strong but also HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IS HUGE AND SPIKY AND THREATENS TO STAB ME A LOT.

Cu Chulainn (Alter) & Scared-Shitless Master

Cu Alter has no idea how to develop a relationship with his eccentric master. Despite demanding his company in every singularity since his arrival, they suck at interacting with him. 

He was completely unfazed when Master dropped their best pickup line: “Soooo… Ya like jazz?”

It’s pretty funny that the fate of humanity is in the hands of someone that won’t even look in the direction of their own servant unless they’re glaring at him. Once they remember his body is made of spikes it seems like their nerve flies out the fucking window. 

He takes a Machiavellian approach to the dynamic, testing Master’s limits and pushing them into hatred. At least if they hated him they’d be able to stay near him in battle instead of cowering out of sight.

On one hand this is the optimal partnership for Cu Alter.  He gets to operate on his own terms and fight without restraint. Nobody’s wasting his time trying to give out orders. He can mutilate a body in any way he wants.

On the other hand he does not receive the same support in battle that the other Cu-sonas do. He knows it and it infuriates him that his master’s magical energy is wasted on the weak when he’s right there waiting to take down a nation on his own. 

He rushes into battle because it’s his responsibility. Offering energy and sideline support is Master’s responsibility, which they keep failing because they’d wait behind a tree a quarter of a mile away for the fight to end. They can quiver and whimper all they want. He doesn’t care if they petrify like a corpse. He just wants them to do their fucking job.

Look, he’s not threatening to stab Master like actually stab them. He respects that Master is in command. But maybe he’ll prod them with his spiky tail a bunch until they stop acting like a child. Seriously if they could do that right he’d have no qualms.

Also if they could stop screaming every time he walks up behind them that’d be great.

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