#best character in the HCU. argue with the wall about it

[menelaiad]

much to Think About

#ALLEGEDLY this happened DURING the trojan war #imagine. picture if you will: you're in a 10 year war. you don't want to be there. #your brother won't stop crying about his wife and throwing himself into life threatening situations because he wants to die #achilles. arguably your best fighter. Won't help because he's too busy sulking and being gay #odysseus. your only friend. won't stop sassing you and also being gay (with your other best fighter may i add) #so you just Fuck Off and fall in love with a man chilling in a river #but this man Wants you so bad and thinks you're just Too Sexy that he drowns himself in said river #pour one out for my man agamemnon. didn't deserve ANY of this #best character in the HCU. argue with the wall about it #achileid.txt