#both miette's chaotic sex life

[stealthnoodle]

Baldur's Gate 3 is letting me do things again

(I'm meandering around Act 3, guessing I'm roughly 2/3 of the way through it?)

First it let me fuck Patricia Lockwood. I have no in-character justification for Miette to do this, but the opportunity presented itself, and I refuse to turn in my monsterfucker card, so here we are.

Then it let me fuck a bear, so Miette's checking that one off her bucket list.

GOTY, etc.

(Related: sorry, Wyll. We accidentally ended up dating, which somehow, tragically, made Lae'zel dump me, and then I accidentally, tragically stumbled into Karlach's platonic BFF zone and just as accidentally, but not tragically, stumbled into a foursome with Astarion. And then there were tentacles in my mouth. I love you, Wyll, but your monogamous ways wreaked havoc upon Miette's opportunistic sex life, and this is why she left you for literally the first person to make a pass at her and be open to non-monogamy. thank u, next)

Then it let me dye armor that I genuinely did not think it would let me dye:

I keep wanting to call them jorts, but they're not just jorts now, they're a whole jutilated jarapace

Anyway the party's having a slumber party now and everyone gets to try on the jutilated jarapace

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #stealthnoodle plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #i'm laughing so hard at this #both miette's chaotic sex life #and the way that the party is now some kind of fucked-up fantasy sisterhood of the traveling pants