#btw if joel is a vampire brigid is too

[angelamontoo]

All this talk about Vampire-Peter has got me thinking. Which preexisting Peter Lorre character is most likely to be a vampire?

My moneys on Abbott. He's so edgy looking and sophisticated it just makes sense

#the man who knew too much 1934 #abbott #i also really like the idea of Cairo being a vampire but idk if the fact that TMF takes place in california debunks it #although you could then argue that the reason cairo is so weak and pathetic is that the San Francisco sun is making him ill #im a firm supporter of the #'sunlight doesnt instantly kill vampires it just makes them weaker' #school of thought #but even still i feel like london and a snowy ski resort are much safer places to be for a vampire #btw if joel is a vampire brigid is too #or at least shes some kind of other supernatural critter like a witch or something #actually no scratch that effies the one whos a witch in this scenerio #you know i love spadebeing uncharacteristically oblivious about certain things #and im a big fan of him remaining comically oblivious to the fact that his secretary is a saphic witch #brigid can be like..idk a werewolf or a frankenstein