#but!!!!! i have to embrace that my genes are strong girl farm???? meme. and not like. androgynous vampiric waif

[soldier-poet-king]

*everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally meme voice* I'm the most eligible person in this apartment

#the duality of fran #im!!!!!!!!! cooking!!!! #both literally and in the sense of cultivating a life i can love and i can be proud of #btw im making pesto pasta w asparagus mozzarella and sundried tomato. jsyk #also the cad apron fucks. its actually better quality than my prev. which i uh. accidentally burned a hole in (put it on a hot stove burner) #oops! #i even said nice things abt my thighs this weekend #sure it was in a joke with a school friend about being able to kill someone with them #but!!!!! i have to embrace that my genes are strong girl farm???? meme. and not like. androgynous vampiric waif #im in LOVE with the vamps. i personally. would be a werewolf. beefy and stout and hairy. yknow . #dwarf in love with an elf type situation